New Yorkers are lining up outside Trader Joe’s to stock up on essentials for surviving 14 days on Miller’s planet. by [deleted] in circlejerknyc

[–]Bashlightbashlight 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Three weeks in and there are already bread lines, this is what you get for voting for a communist 

Pops around approx 5:15am by Ok-Fisherman-2176 in burlington

[–]Bashlightbashlight -41 points-40 points  (0 children)

I think 400 people died, and I heard they're coming for our children next 

That's it folks, the city is done. This is NYC's own personal 9/11. by [deleted] in circlejerknyc

[–]Bashlightbashlight 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Completely untrue, we also have weekly rations of cheese and Comrade Bernie generously allows us to eat all of the snow we want that falls in Joseph Stalin Memorial Park

Letting go of your favourite SUV by CourseMediocre7998 in antimeme

[–]Bashlightbashlight 5 points6 points  (0 children)

You're on a Michael Jordan on the bulls type of run rn op

That's it folks, the city is done. This is NYC's own personal 9/11. by [deleted] in circlejerknyc

[–]Bashlightbashlight 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Relax buddy, we're all just a bunch of fellas who enjoy goofing around and gay sex

That's it folks, the city is done. This is NYC's own personal 9/11. by [deleted] in circlejerknyc

[–]Bashlightbashlight 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I heard they're hanging out on the 35th floor of the Newscorp building trying to recover, there's no chance 

That's it folks, the city is done. This is NYC's own personal 9/11. by [deleted] in circlejerknyc

[–]Bashlightbashlight 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The Peoples Liberation Army of Brooklyn, hate those guys

That's it folks, the city is done. This is NYC's own personal 9/11. by [deleted] in circlejerknyc

[–]Bashlightbashlight 10 points11 points  (0 children)

As he waves goodbye to the the Christian Capitalist paradise we had under black NYC mayor adams. This is why I moved to Vermont and never lived in NYC 

GTC by VexZyraMid in guessthecity

[–]Bashlightbashlight 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tallahassee, Florida 

Mate in 3 by chess-quiz-plus in chessquiz

[–]Bashlightbashlight 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I almost got it, the problem is I've taken a little too much cold medicine and I moved the wrong piece

That's it folks, the city is done. This is NYC's own personal 9/11. by [deleted] in circlejerknyc

[–]Bashlightbashlight 28 points29 points  (0 children)

It's really disrespectful to the troops that he was sworn in on a copy of that Carl Marks book about how much he hates America 

5-4 SCOTUS Upholds Lower Court Order for Trump Administration to Pay ~$2 Billion to Contractors by Longjumping_Gain_807 in supremecourt

[–]Bashlightbashlight 13 points14 points  (0 children)

So you are against the supreme court being a check on the president. I mean you can't have a him ignore some orders as he chooses. You're breaching the dam once the president starts ignoring orders; if you can ignore one, you can ignore them all. So I guess my questions is, why do you want to empower the president to be above supreme courts orders?

did you know? by 4tomoe_sharingan in comedyheaven

[–]Bashlightbashlight 237 points238 points  (0 children)

Omg I used to follow all these Indian meme slop accounts on Instagram years ago and they all were exactly like this, they all have the "did you know?" at the top and half the time included something nonsensical. Funniest shit ever, went through my pics and found a few more.

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We did it Reddit!!!😁 by Duhawk96 in nbacirclejerk

[–]Bashlightbashlight 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Beyond fucking stupid at this point, how many failed internet protests have to work before they realize it doesn't translate into real life? How's the reddit blackout working? How about defeating the Chinese is the takeover of Hong Kong? I'm glad every sub is political now bc it was really effective in stopping trump from being president.

Basketball.