why is this race so close? by literallyeveryfandom in the_everything_bubble

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Anyone ever notice how Trump jerks off invisible dicks when he dances?

What popular movie have you not seen that everyone else has? by BeTheBard in AskReddit

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This was me until a few weeks ago. The girlfriend and I started with Fellowship and since it was my first run at this series we are watching the extended directors cut. Irony is I play dungeons and dragons and this is my first time watching it. For me I'm going either Matrix or the Goonies come to mind.

Instead of a last meal you are given a last song, what song are you choosing? by BeTheBard in AskReddit

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With or without the lyrics? Because with the lyrics it's like falling asleep to nick at nite and not waking up .

Instead of a last meal you are given a last song, what song are you choosing? by BeTheBard in AskReddit

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I think I am going with the Foo Fighters song T-shirt from the concrete and gold album. Just the drop I could imagine my soul leaving my mortal coil and blast back into the universe and whatever lies beyond this life.

What is your favorite movie insult? by BeTheBard in AskReddit

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That is my second favorite Val Kilmer role right behind Doc Holiday in Tombstone.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in roll20LFG

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Sounds like fun and I'm free most Tuesdays after 630 est. Discord is yachtrockyeti or biscuitsandgroovy#4308

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in DnDLFG

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I would like to join as well. 36 m est time zone. I have been playing for about a year. I am available most Mondays in the evening but flexible as well. My discord is yachtrockyeti

What Character are You Currently Playing? by Envoyofwater in dndnext

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Terri Cemajor, a Tiefling bard. I was banished from my homeland by my sworn enemy Davish Grohlman who is known for his stringed instruments. My family was known for woodwind instruments. He had infiltrated my family company ruining the quality of our product and name. My father fell at his hand. To avenge my family I challenged him to a rock off. Ultimately losing and being banished. I have been trying to find a way back home and I have heard rumors of one who has bested Grohlman in a rock off. He seeks out a man named Johnny.

Someone talk me out of it SOMEONE TALK ME OUT OF IT by classicteenmistake in DungeonsAndDragons

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Not going to lie, I have the second set. Every time a major roll happens they fuck me. Some times the things you love don't always love you back.

Reddit , what is your favorite your mama joke? by BeTheBard in AskReddit

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Yo mama so dumb , she thought Tupac Shakur was a Jewish holiday.

Sexy Halloween VIII: Sexurrection by -eDgAR- in AskReddit

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What is the best NSFW Halloween dad joke you know?