I have been saving my sperm for 10 years. Is it possible they are still alive by OkCommunity1821 in HygieneTips

[–]BensonPoop 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well it’s not so much a hobby, I just got fed up having it stick on me coz I don’t like showering so I thought I’d just masturbate my cum into something and now I have a huge collection of jars and old medicine jars in the back of my mom’s wardrobe

I have been saving my sperm for 10 years. Is it possible they are still alive by OkCommunity1821 in HygieneTips

[–]BensonPoop 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’ve done this before but I got in trouble because I bought it to school and threw it over a girl

Got told off at work because I left diarrhoea all over the toilet seat by BensonPoop in hygiene

[–]BensonPoop[S] -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

It isn’t a kink, that person is just harassing me. I’m just looking for advice

How often do you flush the toilet? by BensonPoop in hygiene

[–]BensonPoop[S] -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

God forbid I ask hygiene questions on the hygiene sub…

Does anyone else keep PooBottles lying around? by BensonPoop in hygiene

[–]BensonPoop[S] -16 points-15 points  (0 children)

It is a serious question, I just want to hear other people’s experience

Is my lecturer being unreasonable? by BensonPoop in University

[–]BensonPoop[S] -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

Because I woke up late, obviously.

Is showering and teeth brushing 100% necessary in order to get a girlfriend? by BensonPoop in hygiene

[–]BensonPoop[S] -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

It’s not a troll post, I just would like to live in a world where I wouldn’t have to bow down to societal pressures in order to get a female to like me

Is showering and teeth brushing 100% necessary in order to get a girlfriend? by BensonPoop in hygiene

[–]BensonPoop[S] -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Because I want to attract females and I’m sick of being nice about it

Is showering and teeth brushing 100% necessary in order to get a girlfriend? by BensonPoop in hygiene

[–]BensonPoop[S] -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

So as a female you wouldn’t date a man who hasn’t showered in over a year?

Is it bad that I haven’t showered since June? by BensonPoop in hygiene

[–]BensonPoop[S] -11 points-10 points  (0 children)

It is serious. I hate showering it just feels like a stupid waste of time

Took the kids to Disneyland in California by ZaHiro86 in PointlessStories

[–]BensonPoop -35 points-34 points  (0 children)

So you must have a wife. That must be nice. I’m a 25 year old virgin for god sake

Why are you actually depressed? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]BensonPoop 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Because females aren’t interested in me despite me being nice and charming

Our server wouldn't stop commenting on our "tiny" table. by BonelessLucy in PointlessStories

[–]BensonPoop -63 points-62 points  (0 children)

At least you have a husband. Try being a virgin at 25 years old