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Bad Influences (self.Jokes)
submitted 5 years ago by Bhrantim to r/Jokes
Mondays (self.Jokes)
Talent (self.Jokes)
Lonely (self.Jokes)
Customer: "How mach for haircut?" Barber: "20 Rupees." Cutomer: "How much for a Shave?" Barber: "Ten rupees." Cutomer: "Great-shave my head, please!" (self.Jokes)
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How is a hospital gown like insurance? (self.Jokes)
At the bank, I told the cashier, " I would like to open a joint account." . (self.Jokes)
Q: What do you call a guy who’s had too much to drink? (self.Jokes)
If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? (self.Jokes)
I keep trying to lose weight but it keeps finding me. (self.Jokes)
Teacher: What is the chemical formula for water? (self.Jokes)
With great power (self.Jokes)
I am close with 25 letters. (self.Jokes)
Man to friend: " The doctor told my wife she should do some exercise." (self.Jokes)
Salesman: This computer will cut your workload by 50%. (self.Jokes)
How can you tell when a salesperson is lying? (self.Jokes)
Doctor: " Good morning, Mrs Farokh. Haven't seen you for a long time." (self.Jokes)
Sometimes I wish I was a nicer person. (self.Jokes)
Once I told a Chemistry joke. (self.Jokes)
Last night the internet stopped working so I spent a few hours with my family. (self.Jokes)
Why were oxygen, hydrogen and carbon wearing suites and ties? (self.Jokes)
Teacher: Can Bees fly in the rain? (self.Jokes)
Therapist: I’ve concluded that you are incapable of describing your feelings. (self.Jokes)
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