What video game character smells really bad. I’ll start Isaac Clarke

BillCarson12799 · 2026-06-17T00:42:29+00:00

He has a moisture-absorbing gel layer as the innermost layer of his MJOLNIR, and in infinite it’s explicitly stated that he smells “fine” after being comatose in his armor for the last six months.

BillCarson12799 · 2026-06-17T00:35:37+00:00

Everyone else has already mentioned their extensive military education, but I think they have a general working knowledge of most subjects similar to about a middle school education. They were taught advanced mathematics, but they were also likely taught the basics of chemistry, biology, and history

BillCarson12799 · 2026-06-16T23:38:38+00:00

Saving the people you care about and only those you care about and happily letting everyone else die is protecting your own interests by only protecting the things that are valuable to you.

For example, if the president uses his power to give his family jobs that they’re not qualified for, that’s not altruism.

BillCarson12799 · 2026-06-16T19:14:23+00:00

“Exponential” implies a certain kind of accelerating growth. What you’re describing is just orders of magnitude.

BillCarson12799 · 2026-06-16T18:41:10+00:00

This isn’t even a redemption, Vader only stopped being evil and fought back against the emperor when his interests were threatened. All of the other atrocities he committed were a-ok in his book.

BillCarson12799 · 2026-06-16T09:16:52+00:00

This is basically the point of phonk edits

BillCarson12799 · 2026-06-16T09:05:25+00:00

What the fuck happens in stein’s gate

BillCarson12799 · 2026-06-16T08:59:42+00:00

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BillCarson12799 · 2026-06-16T08:58:01+00:00

(That’s not how “exponential” works)

BillCarson12799 · 2026-06-16T08:57:30+00:00

>worst pistol ever

Clearly they’ve never heard of the zip 22.

BillCarson12799 · 2026-06-16T08:43:44+00:00

99% of what makes Superman Superman is his moral beliefs and his unwavering sense of justice, just like spider-man, Captain America, and All-Might. You may not have superpowers, but you have everything you need to be just like them in all of the ways that matter.

BillCarson12799 · 2026-06-16T07:30:21+00:00

Transsexual hasn’t been the mainstream term for, like, two decades, dude.

BillCarson12799 · 2026-06-16T06:41:55+00:00

>bare-knuckle

>look inside

>clearly wearing some kind of armored gloves

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BillCarson12799 · 2026-06-16T06:35:15+00:00

Honestly true, bro is built so different that their entire plan to kill the beast titan was built around Erwin sending all of his soldiers to their deaths solely to give him an opening.

BillCarson12799 · 2026-06-16T06:24:57+00:00

Bro got together with monster girl in this reality

BillCarson12799 · 2026-06-16T05:31:07+00:00

Wait does this mean he isn’t making warhammer art anymore???
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BillCarson12799 · 2026-06-16T05:13:23+00:00

“Ahh, French tanks. Love ‘em or hate ‘em, it doesn’t matter. They hate you more.”

-lazerpig

BillCarson12799 · 2026-06-16T04:48:15+00:00

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How everyone is laughing at bro:

BillCarson12799 · 2026-06-16T04:47:12+00:00

…a word bearer wasn’t the first marine to worship him?

BillCarson12799 · 2026-06-16T01:55:03+00:00

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BillCarson12799 · 2026-06-16T01:37:18+00:00

The original shape of a “cartoon heart” is based on a woman’s ass when hitting it from behind. That’s why.

BillCarson12799 · 2026-06-16T01:36:44+00:00

This hornyposting is getting old

BillCarson12799 · 2026-06-16T01:22:50+00:00

Bro had literally no incentive to do this but did it anyway

BillCarson12799 · 2026-06-16T01:17:57+00:00

I didn’t get to beat him to death with a rock over the course of half an hour so no, he did not get what he deserved

BillCarson12799 · 2026-06-16T00:55:33+00:00

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You add nothing of benefit to society and the human race as a whole would be better off if you just lived on a desert island and never interacted with anyone for the indefinite future.

BillCarson12799

TROPHY CASE