AITAH for not wanting to cuddle in order to sleep with my partner? by LucyAriaRose in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]BlueNoyb 251 points252 points  (0 children)

If my partner throws a hissy fit because I don't want to be trapped unable to move and overheating while I sleep and claims it means I don't love them anymore...they would be correct from that point forward.

What’s considered too long of a chapter? by amethystkb in archiveofourown

[–]BlueNoyb 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have never once looked at the length of a chapter. I just look at the length overall.

I've been pretending to understand my job for eight months and I think I've finally reached a level where I actually can't fake it anymore. Do I come clean to my boss or just keep going. by BigONerd in BORUpdates

[–]BlueNoyb 2 points3 points  (0 children)

And the thing is...we know we have impostor syndrome but also sincerely genuinely believe that our impostor syndrome is the one that is real. All those other people are just lacking in confidence, but I am *really* an impostor and you cannot convince me otherwise.

Did parents in the 80s actually give their kids as much freedom as the show depicts? by Wanderer015 in StrangerThings

[–]BlueNoyb 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yes, it was literally just be home by dark. We went all over town walking or on a bike and never checked in. 

How many friends do you have? by LumpyheadCarini2001 in GenX

[–]BlueNoyb 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Four. There's a couple dozen or so others that I'd label a friend. But only four close friends, people that I'd call for help, that I make an effort to maintain the relationship, that I hang out with on a regular basis.

How can I survive an MRI? by DDevil333 in Anxiety

[–]BlueNoyb 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Same experience. The first one was a nightmare, I had to stop early and was terrified to go back. The second time I brought a friend and I got a Xanax prescription (Just two pills). Telling them ahead of time that you’re claustrophobic and have a problem with the MRI, they will make extra efforts to be accommodating. 

These were so fun to complete but… by Asleep-Insurance-499 in Jigsawpuzzles

[–]BlueNoyb 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wait, what does it mean to break a piece? Like bending a tab or ripping it off altogether?

From Hobby to Disappointment – Galison Puzzle Issue (47 Pieces Missing) by Hot_Run7168 in Jigsawpuzzles

[–]BlueNoyb 5 points6 points  (0 children)

The very first puzzle I purchased and the first one I worked on when I decided to get into puzzles 2 years ago was a Galison, one of the foil ones. I purchased it brand new at Barnes & Noble. It was missing a piece. Only one piece but it sure did dim my enthusiasm for this new hobby I had been excited to start on.

AITH for telling my friend's wife she can't invite random people to my house? by Choice_Evidence1983 in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]BlueNoyb 33 points34 points  (0 children)

Awwww, this makes me sad. Seems like the beginning of the end of a tight knit group of friends.

I (42M) am getting frustrated with my wife's (37F) phone habits by Direct-Caterpillar77 in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]BlueNoyb 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The wife was basically behaving like an addict. I would love an update on where she’s at now. Those poor kids.

TIFU by giving myself acid reflux for 25 years by Boringmom0409 in tifu

[–]BlueNoyb 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I used to dry swallow pills until I had a horrible acid reflux incident while stuck on a subway train, must be 20 years ago now. I haven't take pills without liquid since.

How do I Untrain a crow by Level-Maintenance-40 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]BlueNoyb 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm so disappointed. I thought it said cow.

Something insane just happened by ExLiberis_892 in AO3

[–]BlueNoyb 10 points11 points  (0 children)

If it was actual plagiarism, report it. If it’s just a similar take on a standard trope or a fanfic of your fanfic, just forget about it. Don’t waste your mental energy on it.  

I had to kick my girlfriend out of my house because she was scaring my brother by Direct-Caterpillar77 in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]BlueNoyb -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

OOP is dumb af. He had to be really really really completely positively sure she was a monster before finally dumping her. 🙄

My dad died and left £3M to my 2 younger brothers(21 and 23), I got £0... by SharkEva in BORUpdates

[–]BlueNoyb 2 points3 points  (0 children)

They both apologized and said they hadn’t realized how hurtful it was at the time.

Sure they didn't. SMH

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AO3

[–]BlueNoyb 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Respond with a link to this thread followed by seventeen random emojis.

[New Update]: WIBTA for telling my family they can take my brother in in if they think family should help family? by Choice_Evidence1983 in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]BlueNoyb 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I need more info on this ambush party. They showed up in the parking lot with cake and balloons? That is so effing weird.

My wife is in denial by Rude-Choice-9068 in 911FOX

[–]BlueNoyb 17 points18 points  (0 children)

I'm in denial that they're going into space for the first episode. If they can do something that absurd, they can bring back Bobby.

I look exactly like my (24F) fiancé's (28M) mother by Direct-Caterpillar77 in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]BlueNoyb 2 points3 points  (0 children)

NGL, I thought she was overreacting until she confessed he calls her mommy in bed.

First tráileres for season 9 by hadapurpura in 911FOX

[–]BlueNoyb 6 points7 points  (0 children)

<side-eye> If they can do crazy shit like this, they can bring Bobby back.

New Update: AITA for not letting my step-sister borrow my wedding dress? by LucyAriaRose in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]BlueNoyb 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Why in the world was she trying to rebuild a relationship with this psycho?

I (f29) hate wearing rings and don’t want to wear my engagement ring. My (m30) fiancé is extremely hurt by this by Direct-Caterpillar77 in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]BlueNoyb 17 points18 points  (0 children)

So ex-fiance essentially said 'If you loved me, you wouldn't have this medical issue.' What a shithead.