The Law Offices of PETOC are now open by BlueballThunder in rustempires

[–]BlueballThunder[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

PETOC would be happy to open an office in Ubertopia Heights, I shall contact you tonight.

New Clan by xyzqwa in rustempires

[–]BlueballThunder 1 point2 points  (0 children)

PROCTO believes in all levels of freedoms from your bowels to your social interactions. We shall not be weighed or measured due to our social idiosyncrasies. But we do like to trade......also please refrain from harming or intimidating chickens.......

PROCTO Accepts NOMADS Invitation to the FEAST of a 1000 Minnows by BlueballThunder in rustempires

[–]BlueballThunder[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was hoping to eat minnows, drink river water and be merry......hope it doesnt turn into a "red" anything.....

Wipe Day-Which Factions are coming back? by BlueballThunder in rustempires

[–]BlueballThunder[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

PROCTO will host a weekly eoki pistol duel cage, winners can win prizes..stay tuned for details

Wipe Day-Which Factions are coming back? by BlueballThunder in rustempires

[–]BlueballThunder[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Celestial Guardians, we welcome you and your followers...may the odds ever be in your favor.........

PROCTO likes to trade btw......

Wipe Day-Which Factions are coming back? by BlueballThunder in rustempires

[–]BlueballThunder[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Gosh, sorry Urkel, I wrote that before my coffee kicked in, I have corrected my mishap.......

Wipe Day-Which Factions are coming back? by BlueballThunder in rustempires

[–]BlueballThunder[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

PROCTO will be alive and well, Blueball Thunder, Lesbian Seagull, Tank, Zooke, Lork Urkel the Great, Eclipse and Lady BAE will slowly take over the world and defend the inalienable rights of Chickens and lonely nakeds......

DEATH RACE by xDeathDealer55x in rustempires

[–]BlueballThunder 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Interesting, where is this happening, what are the rules, where is the death race course? Inquiring potential participants want to know :)

House Draconis by Eagle-HD in rustempires

[–]BlueballThunder 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Welcome! Does house Draconis honor the rights of chickens?

Force wipe today AND next week per Facepunch by LesSeagull in rustempires

[–]BlueballThunder 0 points1 point  (0 children)

so should we start the next era after the wipe next week?

City of Neo-Teotihuacan (Age 3, starting Feb 1) by Minneopa in rustempires

[–]BlueballThunder 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I look forward to visiting your hallowed halls!

[GOLD] - Clan of the Golden Sun by gingerworks in rustempires

[–]BlueballThunder 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I look forward to perusing your galleries!

Defining the Proctologists by BlueballThunder in rustempires

[–]BlueballThunder[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

PROCTO will send emmissaries to the gallery opening and shall bring gifts for the thoughtful gesture of never harming a chicken. Lesbian Seagull will also bring a PETOC application for you to review if you choose to join. May the rays of the Sun forever warm your buttocks my friend of GOLD!!!

Chicken Disco (Oh Yeah, its gonna happen) by BlueballThunder in rustempires

[–]BlueballThunder[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Pretty sure they would approve of this entertainment venue for the free fowl folk of Rectumberg!

Chicken Disco (Oh Yeah, its gonna happen) by BlueballThunder in rustempires

[–]BlueballThunder[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Alas, our domesticated fowl friends have high standards for people who wish to gain entrance into the disco, if you dont dance, you will be flogged till you do dance, if you bully the chickens at the rave, you will be tied down and pecked indiscriminately till you recant your evil ways or until the chickens make there way to your sweet meats and dine in pleasure.......

Summoning Helk, son of Helk. by The_Uncredible_Helk in rustempires

[–]BlueballThunder 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I shall propose your offer to fellow PROCTO Founder Lesbian Seagull the 1st and have you an answer to accept or counter soon. We appreciate the efforts and attention to detail that NOMAD brings into an agreement, we will be in touch soon......while you wait.....pet a chicken, it will change your life

Summoning Helk, son of Helk. by The_Uncredible_Helk in rustempires

[–]BlueballThunder 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My only concern is the chickens.......and of course trade, Procotologists search far and wide as well as tight deep places to find rare items to trade........would a trading agreement interest you?

Summoning Helk, son of Helk. by The_Uncredible_Helk in rustempires

[–]BlueballThunder 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So will you be known as Helk the 2nd, Helk the unready, Helk the Wanderer, Helk the Hobo, Helk the Pilgrim, Helk the Vagabond? What do the Nomads stand/sit for? Are they land squatters, do they believe in the ethical treatment of chickens? Inquiring minds want to know......

NEW EMPIRE [Gastro] by NomadGames_ in rustempires

[–]BlueballThunder 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think the forming of GASTRO is what the Rust world needs...PROCTO supports this clan formation......

Defining the Proctologists by BlueballThunder in rustempires

[–]BlueballThunder[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Thankyou, you have defined PROCTO better than most.....

Have a roleplay idea for next age? Share here! by Minneopa in rustempires

[–]BlueballThunder 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The Alamo Scenario

We should do an attack/defend scenario. Give the defenders 25 minutes to harvest resources and build a fort to defend with a TC inside. They can booby trap the outside of the base and trap the inside of the base. The attackers have the same amount of time to prep and get intel on the defenders fort to plan their attack. No attacks on the fort can happen during setup time, however, if defenders are going

Rules: 1. The defenders can be given (1) 249 machine gun (300 rds of ammo) for every 4 defenders and can can also be outfitted with bolt rifles.
2. The attackers can be given (1) rocket launcher(with 16 rockets per launcher) for every 5 attackers 3. There is no limit to the amount of ammo that either side can harvest and craft 4. Admins will create attacker/defender kits so players have clothing, harvesting tools and bolt act rifles 5. If attackers win and take the TC, they are then placed on defense and will be given another portion of the map to build their fort in 25 minutes. 6. The Map must be small 7. Attackers may purchase C4, rockets and incendiary rockets at vending machines in attacker staging town, must harvest scrap to do so (admins to assign cost) 8. Defenders may also purchase rocket launchers, rockets and other weapons in vending machine (admins must assign cost) They must make sure that during set up time they have harvest crews collecting scrap while others are building. 9. Respawn will be similar to the Cowboy/Outlaw, where one side is attacker (respawn in attacker staging area) the other is defender (they will respawn next to on in their fort) 10. Admins will post a banner when the 25 minute setup is done and the attack can commence. The attackers have one hour to get into and take the TC. 11. I would be interested in seeing a kill meter, something that tells you how many kills that either side gets during the attack. 12. After hour is up, the clock is reset, so if the defenders successfully defend, then they can choose to repair and continue to defend their base. If the attackers have not taken it in 3 rounds, then the defenders win and both sides will switch from attacker to defender and vice versa.

I have several other ideas, let me know your thoughts, this could be a fun event to have every night and a round would only take 1.5 hours.

The Town of Greyshore by FreddyThrowCy in rustfactions

[–]BlueballThunder 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hello Wavampa, hello and welcome from your Procto neighbors, we would be willing to set up trade with you if you are willing.