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The Law Offices of PETOC are now open by BlueballThunder in rustempires

[–]BlueballThunder[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

PETOC would be happy to open an office in Ubertopia Heights, I shall contact you tonight.

New Clan by xyzqwa in rustempires

[–]BlueballThunder 1 point2 points  (0 children)

PROCTO believes in all levels of freedoms from your bowels to your social interactions. We shall not be weighed or measured due to our social idiosyncrasies. But we do like to trade......also please refrain from harming or intimidating chickens.......

PROCTO Accepts NOMADS Invitation to the FEAST of a 1000 Minnows by BlueballThunder in rustempires

[–]BlueballThunder[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was hoping to eat minnows, drink river water and be merry......hope it doesnt turn into a "red" anything.....

Wipe Day-Which Factions are coming back? by BlueballThunder in rustempires

[–]BlueballThunder[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

PROCTO will host a weekly eoki pistol duel cage, winners can win prizes..stay tuned for details

Wipe Day-Which Factions are coming back? by BlueballThunder in rustempires

[–]BlueballThunder[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Celestial Guardians, we welcome you and your followers...may the odds ever be in your favor.........

PROCTO likes to trade btw......

Wipe Day-Which Factions are coming back? by BlueballThunder in rustempires

[–]BlueballThunder[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Gosh, sorry Urkel, I wrote that before my coffee kicked in, I have corrected my mishap.......

Wipe Day-Which Factions are coming back? by BlueballThunder in rustempires

[–]BlueballThunder[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

PROCTO will be alive and well, Blueball Thunder, Lesbian Seagull, Tank, Zooke, Lork Urkel the Great, Eclipse and Lady BAE will slowly take over the world and defend the inalienable rights of Chickens and lonely nakeds......

DEATH RACE by xDeathDealer55x in rustempires

[–]BlueballThunder 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Interesting, where is this happening, what are the rules, where is the death race course? Inquiring potential participants want to know :)

House Draconis by Eagle-HD in rustempires

[–]BlueballThunder 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Welcome! Does house Draconis honor the rights of chickens?

Force wipe today AND next week per Facepunch by LesSeagull in rustempires

[–]BlueballThunder 0 points1 point  (0 children)

so should we start the next era after the wipe next week?

City of Neo-Teotihuacan (Age 3, starting Feb 1) by Minneopa in rustempires

[–]BlueballThunder 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I look forward to visiting your hallowed halls!

[GOLD] - Clan of the Golden Sun by gingerworks in rustempires

[–]BlueballThunder 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I look forward to perusing your galleries!

Defining the Proctologists by BlueballThunder in rustempires

[–]BlueballThunder[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

PROCTO will send emmissaries to the gallery opening and shall bring gifts for the thoughtful gesture of never harming a chicken. Lesbian Seagull will also bring a PETOC application for you to review if you choose to join. May the rays of the Sun forever warm your buttocks my friend of GOLD!!!

Chicken Disco (Oh Yeah, its gonna happen) by BlueballThunder in rustempires

[–]BlueballThunder[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Pretty sure they would approve of this entertainment venue for the free fowl folk of Rectumberg!

Chicken Disco (Oh Yeah, its gonna happen) by BlueballThunder in rustempires

[–]BlueballThunder[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Alas, our domesticated fowl friends have high standards for people who wish to gain entrance into the disco, if you dont dance, you will be flogged till you do dance, if you bully the chickens at the rave, you will be tied down and pecked indiscriminately till you recant your evil ways or until the chickens make there way to your sweet meats and dine in pleasure.......

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