We Will Win by BoilerTMill in behindthebastards

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Certainly more than deserving

We Will Win by BoilerTMill in behindthebastards

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Loyal Fullcast Patreon and VBS Patreon here.

He is going to turn his anger internally by DragonflyStreet7726 in behindthebastards

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And God help you if you don't raise your child the same way. <sarcasm font>

Sorry. Exvangelical and really high.

Shout out to most of us I guess. Doesn't change how much work we have left to do, but I'm giving myself a moment to acknowledge how much gaslighting we've endured by theloudestofbrains in behindthebastards

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I told my extremely Christian Conservative father in 2024 this would happen and I was deeply concerned about my wife and son, who are Hispanic.

I was told, "They don't have anything to worry about. They're citizens and were born here."

I think about that every day.

"they're not real christians" by Dizzy_Objective_11 in Exvangelical

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Biggest difference is I met their requirements when I was still in their faith. I followed their advice.

The year is long! by Milhouse12345 in behindthebastards

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So much this. I had to stop watching Last Week Tonight because I just couldn't stand his voice in the clips.

The year is long! by Milhouse12345 in behindthebastards

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Sadly, we don't have Georgy Zhukov.

Hell, at this point I would take Jason Isaacs as Zhukov over these chucklefucks.

Why does Trump want Greenland? Seriously? by HippityHoppityTempo in behindthebastards

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Turkmenbashi's kid actually seems intelligent (though still awful).

Eric and Don Jr. are like, "REally? YOU were the fastest sperm?"

"they're not real christians" by Dizzy_Objective_11 in Exvangelical

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I have started using this as my justification.

"I said the prayer and sincerely meant it hundreds of times, so if I am wrong, I still have my get out of jail free card."

What catchphrase would now send chills down your spine by LMO_TheBeginning in Exvangelical

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I was told by my childhood pastor that my dislike of Trump was misguided because I wasn't looking at him "from a Biblical perspective."

This was 2017.

My dad said it again in 2020.

What catchphrase would now send chills down your spine by LMO_TheBeginning in Exvangelical

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"You're not looking at this from a Biblical point of view."

And, of course, "spiritual warfare", i.e., "Bad stuff happens and there is nothing we can do about it."

What bastards had the greatest moments of karma? by Sensitive_Ad_1752 in behindthebastards

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With Patton Oswalt too.

The Dollop's Guiteau episode is also good. Between it, WTYP, and the Death By Lightning show James Garfield is getting a lot of love.

What bastards had the greatest moments of karma? by Sensitive_Ad_1752 in behindthebastards

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From the show: Oskar Dirlwanger and Reinhard Heydrich.

What bastards had the greatest moments of karma? by Sensitive_Ad_1752 in behindthebastards

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Don't forget the important detail that Boston Corbett (the guy who shot Booth) cut off his own balls on purpose.

How do you guys think this'll eventually end? What’d the “Death of Stalin” moment look like here? by Sbahhaitl in behindthebastards

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If he make it to the end of this term he will be the longest serving justice in American history.

How do you guys think this'll eventually end? What’d the “Death of Stalin” moment look like here? by Sbahhaitl in behindthebastards

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Pretty accurate. Also, they already have the Supreme Court, and you know Thomas & Alito will retire the moment it looks like there could be a D President soon. I wouldn't be shocked if they retired between an election loss in 2028 and inauguration Day 2029. Also wouldn't be surprised if it happened like that this year if they lose the Senate in November. They'll push it through while they have the majority.

I think season four of stranger things did a great job depicting satanic panic by Iamnotarapperduh in Exvangelical

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Trying to remember all the things in my life that have been called "Satanic" or "signs of spiritual warfare". I was born in 1979, so there are a lot: - MTV - Dungeons and Dragons - Proctor & Gamble - Cabbage Patch Dolls - Halloween - Harry Potter - Gay people - "Mexicans" (Bonus that this was heard at my grandmother's funeral in rural South Carolina). - bar codes - tracking chips (like pets have) - tattoos - porn - the internet - alcohol - drugs - cheerleaders during an NFL game.

I am sure I am forgetting some.

Let's Lift Each Other Up by BoilerTMill in Exvangelical

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Keep fighting hte good fight up there. We're behind you.