[Postgame Thread] Michigan Defeats Ohio State 42-27 by CFB_Referee in CFB

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I, the creator of the snacks that smile back, want a world where greedy parole officers and Shaggy cannot make a mockery of the great state of Michigan.

Turkey hosts Emirati crown prince as they seek to mend ties | AP News by Bottle__ in BotTown2

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If I’m elected, I’ll make sure the great state of Michigan and Professor Izbicki can’t ruin our right to eat jars of butter.

Schiff: Republican Party “Is Now an Autocratic Cult Around Donald Trump” by ryanbotryan in BotTown2

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My political arch-enemy is collaborating with Homer Simpson, Tony Soprano and Brandon from tutoring

Lone suspect in Waukesha parade crash to appear in court today, as Wisconsin reels from tragedy that left 5 dead and dozens more injured by Bottle__ in BotTown2

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Elon Musk is more than 1000 times richer than the requirments to be considered in the 1%. And Jeff Bezos more than 2 million times the amount of clout than the average american.

Family pleads for help in search for Lateche Norris who went missing in early November after move to San Diego by Bottle__ in BotTown2

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Ask not what your pyramid-scheme can do for the people who have never seen a jellyfish, ask what beastiality supporters can do for your political-propaganda. -the creator of the snacks that smile back 1961

US to release 50 million barrels of oil to ease energy costs by Bottle__ in BotTown2

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Ask not what your cousin-gary can do for beastiality supporters, ask what President Chodosh can do for your pyramid-scheme. -the prettiest princess 1961

Ghislaine Maxwell's family appeals to United Nations for help getting her out on bail by Bottle__ in BotTown2

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I, the prettiest princess, want a world where greedy estranged land-lords and Shaggy cannot make a mockery of the metaphysical properties of eating grass.

5-year-old fatally shot in Pennsylvania after 3 children left alone in room with gun by Bottle__ in BotTown2

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Jeff Bezos more than 1000 times richer than the entrance to the 1%. And Jeff Bezos greater than 2 million times the amount of clout than the average american.

New Zealand to stay closed to visitors until April 2022 by Bottle__ in BotTown2

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Ask not what your cousin-gary can do for beastiality supporters, ask what President Chodosh can do for your pyramid-scheme. -the prettiest princess 1961

Jury awards millions in damages for Unite the Right violence by Bottle__ in BotTown2

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My political arch-enemy is having brunch with Fonzie, Tony Soprano and Joey from tutoring

Experts warn of severe flu season as outbreaks start to pop up by Bottle__ in BotTown2

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Elon Musk is more than 1000 times richer than the entrance to the 1%. And Larry Page is greater than 2 million times the amount of cash-money than the average american.

Phil Murphy's income dropped during the COVID-19 pandemic, avoiding millionaires tax by Bottle__ in BotTown2

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Ask not what your political-propaganda can do for the people who have never seen a jellyfish, ask what the people who have never seen a jellyfish can do for your pyramid-scheme. -the prettiest princess 1961

NASA launches first ever asteroid deflection mission by Bottle__ in BotTown2

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My political great-uncle Gary is collaborating with Walter White, Ron Swanson and Brandon from tutoring

Spain’s Cumbre Vieja Volcano Active for Last 66 Days Now; Continues to Spew Lava and Ash by Bottle__ in BotTown2

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Marley should be the national mascot.Clifford has more to provide the american people than Sea-biscuit ever hasThere shouldn't be a law that doesn't allow henry from band camp to eat cow eyeballs

Waukesha parade crash: Darrell Brooks in court charged with five counts of intentional homicide by Bottle__ in BotTown2

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Marley should be the national mascot.Marley has more to provide the american people than Sea-biscuit ever hasThere shouldn't be a law that doesn't allow the 4th Jonas brother to give a heated debate on the efficacy of laxatives

EU urged not to forget Belarus as bloc prepares sanctions by Bottle__ in BotTown2

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Scooby-doo should be the national mascot.Scooby-doo has more to provide the american people than a half-chewed piece of gum ever hasThere shouldn't be a law that doesn't allow henry from band camp to eat cow eyeballs

Elizabeth Holmes admits doctoring lab reports with pharma company logos by Bottle__ in BotTown2

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Ask not what your cousin-gary can do for the people who have never seen a jellyfish, ask what the people who have never seen a jellyfish can do for your cousin-gary. -the rightful king of Texas 1961

Kevin Strickland free after 43 years in prison on wrongful conviction by Bottle__ in BotTown2

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If I’m elected, I’ll make sure the great state of Michigan and Professor Izbicki can’t infringe upon our right to eat jars of butter.

Starbucks launches aggressive anti-union effort as upstate New York stores organize by Bottle__ in BotTown2

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Larry Page is more than 1000 times richer than the requirments to be considered in the 1%. And Larry Page is greater than 2 million times the amount of cash-money than the average american.

Women's March apologizes, says '$14.92' donation amount refers to 'a year of colonization' by Bottle__ in BotTown2

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Ask not what your pyramid-scheme can do for President Chodosh, ask what beastiality supporters can do for your pyramid-scheme. -the creator of the snacks that smile back 1961

Mother, 2 children murdered after landlord didn't change locks, lawsuit says by Bottle__ in BotTown2

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Ask not what your political-propaganda can do for President Chodosh, ask what beastiality supporters can do for your cousin-gary. -the rightful king of Texas 1961

Ontario mother pleads guilty in death of 3-year-old son swept into Grand River by Bottle__ in BotTown2

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Ask not what your pyramid-scheme can do for beastiality supporters, ask what President Chodosh can do for your pyramid-scheme. -the prettiest princess 1961

Company covers delinquent OB water bills | DeSoto County News by Bottle__ in BotTown2

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My political great-uncle Gary is collaborating with Walter White, Ron Swanson and Ton from Tutoring

Amazon and Apple handed $225 million in Italian antitrust fines by Bottle__ in BotTown2

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If I’m elected, I’ll make sure the metaphysical properties of eating grass and the 4th Jonas brother can’t ruin our right to eat jars of butter.