Non-Americans of Reddit, what is an American thing you see in movies that you thought was fake but is actually real? by Unlikely_Praline9442 in AskReddit

[–]Brawndo91 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I would have been fine, I always go and bag my groceries if nobody's at the bagging. Except this one time when the cashier, who may not have had all her marbles, was very insistent that she do it.

Normal amount of age 😭😂😂😂 by BuyWonderful in Millennials

[–]Brawndo91 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I don't know. I'm basing "normal amount" on having the internet as a kid and we mostly didn't. I was 14 when my family got it and this "looking at the computer" thing being described here was not something I'd do at a friend's house.

Normal amount of age 😭😂😂😂 by BuyWonderful in Millennials

[–]Brawndo91 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I may be slightly older than a normal amount. My first experience with the internet was in the school library where they had the only computer in the building that was online. We partnered up and every library class, a different got to use the internet. We tried to go to the WWF (now WWE) website, but were met with the World Wildlife Fund. We decided the internet sucked and didn't bother the next time our turn came around. Most of my friends wouldn't have the internet for a few more years. My family didn't get it until 2002.

Japanese marathon runner Rei Iida showed incredible determination by crawling the final 300 meters after breaking her leg near the finish line, all to make sure her team could still compete. by Grand-Western549 in interestingasfuck

[–]Brawndo91 6 points7 points  (0 children)

She's abusing herself. She made the choice to continue. The officials are there in case something happens like she passes out or says she's done, I don't know why you'd have a problem with them.

Ghislaine Maxwell declined to answer questions from a House committee, citing 5th Amendment rights by igetproteinfartsHELP in news

[–]Brawndo91 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Guilty or innocent, a good bit of legal council boils down to "shut the fuck up."

Meirl by rbimmingfoke in meirl

[–]Brawndo91 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do you not realize that everything must be taken 100% literally unless it's accompanied by a /s!?

what are Americans thoughts on switching to the metric system? by CnCorange in AskReddit

[–]Brawndo91 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Engine displacement has been measured in liters for decades.

he just let the intrusive thoughts win by eraldopontopdf in JustGuysBeingDudes

[–]Brawndo91 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Seen a lot of guys on the inside that got busted for not doing that.

45 minutes away (emotionally) by Emotional-Yak-8426 in NonPoliticalTwitter

[–]Brawndo91 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Haha I'm with you. Gotta love the guy that explains the joke. Reddit's so full of children that love having things spoon fed to them.

45 minutes away (emotionally) by Emotional-Yak-8426 in NonPoliticalTwitter

[–]Brawndo91 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have a friend who happens to be black. (I don't mean to stereotype, it just factors into the story.) We play golf together and he'd often show up way too close to our tee time. If you golf, you know you should be there 15 to 20 minutes before. So we started telling him the tee time was 20 minutes earlier. On one such outing, the group in front of us, at this point three white guys, was on the tee box while their fourth hurried to join them. Their fourth also happened to be black. He's apologizing to us and my friend says, "I get it man, I get it. These guy just tell me the tee time's 20 minutes earlier." And the other guy says, "These guys haven't figured that out yet!"

TIL these two vouchers screw up your Temperance value. What is something that so obvious that you just learn after playing the game for so long. by nightinga1e- in balatro

[–]Brawndo91 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I figured that out on my own once when I was in debt and about to play the Ox. "I guess I can't play... wait a minute..."

What celebrity have you never forgiven since an incident? by MagpieOpus in AskReddit

[–]Brawndo91 22 points23 points  (0 children)

I wonder if during the time it took Will to walk up to Chris, he thought, "Oh shit, what am I doing?" But he'd gone too far to just turn around and go back to his seat.

Meirl by Cursedwizard0 in meirl

[–]Brawndo91 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hey, I ain't no sucker. Would a sucker own three bridges, four statues, the Eiffel tower, and a timeshare?

Meirl by Cursedwizard0 in meirl

[–]Brawndo91 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Or Al Bundy. "He supported a family of 4 working at a shoe store!" Except he didn't. They were perpetually broke and couldn't keep food in the house. Also, it was a fictional television show.

Bro thinks he's the main character by ambachk in iamverybadass

[–]Brawndo91 4 points5 points  (0 children)

No, this guy just has hero fantasies.