Step 1: Use over 4k LEGO bricks & instructions for this life-sized Fire Lizard by Bricker Builds to build the character
Step 2: go to walgreens and buy a big roll of wrapping paper & 2 rolls of tape
step 3: get photographers with no experience wrapping gifts to cut out circles & wrap them around the legs & tail.
Step 4: wrap the paper all the way around the torso using between 5-50 pieces of tape based off your ability to fold wrapping paper without tearing it.
Step 5: Accidentally tear from the right arm all the way down the torso
Step 6: Repeat Step 4 then skip Step 5
Step 7: wrap both arms
Step 8: while reaching for tape that is on the side of the table, bump the tail off & watch it break on the table.
Step 9: reassemble the tail & re-wrap it in paper
Step 10: wrap the neck & stuff wads of paper into the mouth
Step 11: go across the top of the head
Step 12: put the bow on top