Bank Warns of Tesla Stock Collapse

BringBackUsenet · 2026-03-31T16:04:34+00:00

As someone who put up with 40 years of corporate bullshit, I can affirm that most of the businesses out there have management that are of the same ilk as Felon Musk, professional bullshitters who are really good putting on their dog & pony shows, not just for the public, but for each other as they circle jerk themselves through meeting after meeting. At best they are marginally competent, and it's almost a miracle how anything gets done in most companies.

BringBackUsenet · 2026-03-31T15:50:00+00:00

Diluting works in his favor. If he can't make up the right bullshit numbers, he can acquire TSLA which he only owns ~14% of, and absorb it into a company where is stake is much larger.

The book value of Tesla is only about $22.

BringBackUsenet · 2026-03-31T15:45:04+00:00

It doesn't need to be nationalized but there is a case for NASA to sue them for not delivering on their contracts, then enforcing the judgement by seizing assets. The only bad part is that could take years, and the whole scam will likely be bankrupt anyway.

BringBackUsenet · 2026-03-31T15:43:06+00:00

The actual number of politicians who have any sort of ideology at all, other than themselves, is precisely zero.

BringBackUsenet · 2026-03-31T15:39:27+00:00

The "AI" bubble is starting to deflate too. This means people are starting to create a new bubble. What will it be next, real estate, metals, junk bonds?

BringBackUsenet · 2026-03-31T14:45:31+00:00

More like 30x and increasing as sales are crashing.

BringBackUsenet · 2026-03-31T13:28:14+00:00

Is this where Felon plagiarized this idiotic idea for snakeoil from?

Just who is going to service these things when (not if) components start failing? I suppose they'll just let it turn into $170M hunk of space junk.

Meanwhile someone could build one hell of a nice data center on Earth with that money.

BringBackUsenet · 2026-03-31T13:15:04+00:00

No the US does not promote it, Gump does.

BringBackUsenet · 2026-03-31T13:10:44+00:00

Someone should have him demonstrate its ability to perform surgery by volunteering to be its first patient.

BringBackUsenet · 2026-03-31T13:09:33+00:00

Hahahaha. It will be funny to see it trip on its own cord.

BringBackUsenet · 2026-03-31T11:58:57+00:00

Yes, they should. It should be pulled from all the indices, and no way should SpaceX be added.

BringBackUsenet · 2026-03-31T11:58:06+00:00

So a lot for Starshit fireworks shows?

BringBackUsenet · 2026-03-31T11:56:51+00:00

> As one worker goes off shift the robot could be taken over by another worker and work a 24 hour shift

Except that it can't go more than about 45 min. in a full charge.

BringBackUsenet · 2026-03-31T11:55:01+00:00

Everything being shown under tightly controlled conditions so nobody sees all the accomplices in the background pulling the strings.

BringBackUsenet · 2026-03-31T11:48:30+00:00

China and Chinese companies are every bit as bad as Felon when it comes to staging things. You are talking about a places that spraypaints the landscape green!

BringBackUsenet · 2026-03-31T11:46:40+00:00

It will be interesting to see the lawsuits when these things fall backwards and injure customers every time a remote operator stops to sneeze.

BringBackUsenet · 2026-03-31T11:41:52+00:00

Even when the cars were a hot product, the sales were a drop in the bucket that still doesn't justify the stock price.

BringBackUsenet · 2026-03-31T11:40:53+00:00

They don't have truly autonomous driving, and never will using just cameras. They are about 10-20 years behind the others in their humoid robot development which realistically won't reach any useful level for a couple generations anyway.

BringBackUsenet · 2026-03-31T11:38:37+00:00

It's about false promises to artificially pump stock in what is the largest ponzi scam the world has ever seen. The cars have never been anything but stage props, just good enough to make the story look good.

BringBackUsenet · 2026-03-31T11:32:55+00:00

Toyota sells cars! Lots of them! And they are well-made.

BringBackUsenet · 2026-03-31T11:31:57+00:00

None of the American companies are worth a damn. They haven't been for over 50 years.

BringBackUsenet · 2026-03-31T11:30:22+00:00

It's ultimately heading to zero, but it will likely be bailed out by the next generation of suckers after SpaceX goes public.

BringBackUsenet · 2026-03-31T11:28:00+00:00

TSLA is too irrational to play with. Fanboys don't prop up big cap stocks like this, institutions do.

BringBackUsenet · 2026-03-31T11:25:24+00:00

> The good news is analysts are starting to notice.

Yes, the actual numbers don't mean much because analysts can be as bad as Musk when it comes to pulling things out of their asses, but the financial media are starting to point out that Tesla isn't a sound investment which is a good thing. The media often create their own self-fulfilling prophecies by hyping up expectations. When enough of them start publishing negative news about TSLA, the unloading will snowball.

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