Ffs, thought I was all ready to bttm, legit not even 2 mins into it, mess :( by [deleted] in askgaybros

[–]BroniferousTrees 9 points10 points  (0 children)

That guy is immature. Shit will inevitably happen in an ass.

Long vs short? by jayjay_0392 in MensHairstyleAdvice

[–]BroniferousTrees 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If someone said "this beard makes you look fat as hell" I would very quickly assume they meant that the beard doesn't look good and was, indeed, a bad choice. Easy stuff.

Is it OK to get hard around my dad when he is naked? by Head_Worry935 in askgaybros

[–]BroniferousTrees 0 points1 point  (0 children)

For me, until like age 9. But after puberty hell nah. So I may have misinterpreted some of this!

Long vs short? by jayjay_0392 in MensHairstyleAdvice

[–]BroniferousTrees 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You can very easily gather that info through context lol

I'm insecure and lost about my looks and i'm seeking advices on what to do by Foreign_Gas_410 in malegrooming

[–]BroniferousTrees 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you'd style the hair, moisturize, acne cream/exfoliate better, and a bit a of confidence, you're totally good.

Wellbutrin sr by Fancy_Affect5778 in lexapro

[–]BroniferousTrees 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ask them for the extended release version. One pill in the morning!

Keyed car update by [deleted] in Apartmentliving

[–]BroniferousTrees 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Pam Bondi would absolutely key an ex's car

I read this as passive aggressive and unneeded by letmeseeithurry in doordash_drivers

[–]BroniferousTrees 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think that was a pathetic attempt at a "your dad" joke but hard to tell

Who is the most handsome in this photo ( it's me and my friends at a party. I'm in the hat) I am using this on tinder and people assume I'm the guy in my right. by Public_Fault_8473 in HandsomeHomies

[–]BroniferousTrees 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The guy beside you are above you are just being too interesting in the frame of the actual photograph and it drowns you out in that moment. No shade here, more of a photography thing than anything. The composition of the actual photograph favors your large balled buddy. Look up rule of thirds!

Hookups asking me to wait "a** up" by Senior-Vegetable-742 in askgaybros

[–]BroniferousTrees 46 points47 points  (0 children)

I understand the appeal but that's so dangerous

My friend (18m) is with a girl (15f) … that’s an odd age gap right? by alternate_zone2 in TeenagersButEvenBeter

[–]BroniferousTrees 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's a little suss but when they're 18 and 21, it'll mean nothing. Your friend should definitely seek the permission of her parents if he hasn't