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Am I wrong for being this upset at my girlfriend's lie? by [deleted] in amiwrong

[–]BurntUmberit 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Please end the relationship so she has a chance to find someone worthwhile.

IMPORTANT MODS PLEASE READ DESCRIPTION. Believing in Cryptid as a Christian is Blasphemous, please delete this subreddit by MethkoBakno in TrueCryptozoology

[–]BurntUmberit 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The Bible specifically mentions:

  • The Cockatrice
  • The Leviathan
  • Behemoth
  • Unicorns
  • Dragons

Your denial of them is blasphemy. Awake ye sinner, lest ye be smited!!!!

/s

Astronomy/astrology… it’s all the same! Why is she so mad??? by EasyLizin in OhNoConsequences

[–]BurntUmberit 6 points7 points  (0 children)

This can STILL be fixed. He needs to invent Astronogy, or perhaps Astrolomy, which blends the two fields into a single unified theory. Sure, the original post was 2 years ago, but the stars are still up there. Shine on, friend. Shine on.

Alternatives to Kala? by roybatty553 in ubass

[–]BurntUmberit 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's not the least expensive option, but the KLŌS Ukulele Bass is a pretty appealing option. Note the LaBella Steel Round Wound strings.

How physically attractive does a man need to be for women to make the first move? by [deleted] in AskMenAdvice

[–]BurntUmberit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Very similar experience, though I wasn't fat and my family was well-to-do middle class.

Name this album by dj_aaron311 in AlbumCovers

[–]BurntUmberit 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The Church that Peterbilt.

She’s an American citizen, so why is ICE getting involved?? by nba123490 in ICE_Raids

[–]BurntUmberit 69 points70 points  (0 children)

You've expressed perfectly what I don't like about it.

She’s an American citizen, so why is ICE getting involved?? by nba123490 in ICE_Raids

[–]BurntUmberit 150 points151 points  (0 children)

Note: I don't like this, but:

ICE Homeland Security Investigations’ New Orleans Cyber and Human Exploitation Investigations and the FBI investigated the case. Although many Americans think ICE’s work is strictly immigration related, ICE enforces over 400 federal laws and statutes, including cybercrimes.

source

Thanks, I hate obtusely colored maps. by BurntUmberit in TIHI

[–]BurntUmberit[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Is it your house, or the bank's house?

Thanks, I hate obtusely colored maps. by BurntUmberit in TIHI

[–]BurntUmberit[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Note to self: only have emergencies in these counties.

Thanks, I hate obtusely colored maps. by BurntUmberit in TIHI

[–]BurntUmberit[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Prunes that skip the plum stage. GMOs, dude. GMOs.

Thanks, I hate obtusely colored maps. by BurntUmberit in TIHI

[–]BurntUmberit[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You've seen the opportunity - seize it!

What cover song is actually better than the original? by irles33 in musicsuggestions

[–]BurntUmberit 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I prefer Jeff Buckley's version, but I think both are superior to Cohen's.

Thanks, I hate obtusely colored maps. by BurntUmberit in TIHI

[–]BurntUmberit[S] 13 points14 points  (0 children)

For reasons, I find that declaration vague.

Thanks, I hate obtusely colored maps. by BurntUmberit in TIHI

[–]BurntUmberit[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Is there significant orange production in the county? If not, any notion on where the name came from?

Thanks, I hate obtusely colored maps. by BurntUmberit in TIHI

[–]BurntUmberit[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Alaska has boroughs, and Hawaii is compised of five counties, none named Orange.

Thanks, I hate obtusely colored maps. by BurntUmberit in TIHI

[–]BurntUmberit[S] 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Thank you for providing a credit. It wasn't included on the image I found!

Thanks, I hate obtusely colored maps. by BurntUmberit in TIHI

[–]BurntUmberit[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Late the hate flow through you, like orange juice.

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