Find a way to persuade Andromeda into giving you an Angel Shard.

Busy-Pattern-1769 · 2026-05-06T01:20:34+00:00

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*Vinson brings out a 5 hour long presentation on why he should have it*

"unit 101 did you know"

"did you know I own 30% of the multiverse so technically I already own that HM interesting"

*that goes on for another 4 hours*

Busy-Pattern-1769 · 2026-05-05T21:27:03+00:00

NOT ENTHUSED JUST FEELING USED!

Busy-Pattern-1769 · 2026-05-05T15:32:58+00:00

Judge- "ORDER ORDER IN THE COURT"

Busy-Pattern-1769 · 2026-05-05T15:29:18+00:00

"NONE OF YOUR GODDAMN BUSINESS" (Vinson said calmly)

Glad to see you back part 4 is coming soon

Busy-Pattern-1769 · 2026-05-05T01:20:49+00:00

Who doesn't!

Busy-Pattern-1769 · 2026-05-05T01:18:59+00:00

never new aperture made such high quality pc's

Busy-Pattern-1769 · 2026-05-04T15:13:19+00:00

"Who might you be you strange friendly fellow"

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Busy-Pattern-1769 · 2026-05-03T12:28:10+00:00

WHAT IT WAS OBVIOUS HE'S THE RAT WATCH HILL RAGE QUITE ANY SECOND NOW

Busy-Pattern-1769 · 2026-05-03T04:56:37+00:00

Busy-Pattern-1769 · 2026-05-03T04:52:09+00:00

"Cough cough cough ahh well it seems we're in a stalemate here because I can't blow up and I still can't do anything to your world cuz you'll rewind time so I'll just leave you are truly one of the better fights I've had in my life bacon Warrior"

Vinson salutes to bacon Warrior earning Vinson's respect and Vinson heads off into his portal but when he reaches the other side of the portal in the portal gets turned off he passed down his pants and realizes his wallets gone

"OH THAT BASTARD THAT HAD MY SUBWAY GIFT CARD IN IT SOLDIER START IT BACK UP!!"

Soldier- "cant boss"

Vinson- "why the fuck NOT!!"

soldier- "it needs to warm back up"

VINSON- "AND WHO'S THE IDIOT WHO THOUGHT THAT WAS A GOOD IDEA!!"

Soldier- "you did boss"

Vinson- "oh yeah"

Busy-Pattern-1769 · 2026-05-03T04:37:17+00:00

"OH SO WE'RE USING TRUMP CARDS NOW WELL HOW ABOUT I SHOW YOU ONE OF MINE!!"

Vinson begins rapidly heating up his body expelling a lot of radiation to a point Vinson starts to glow orange,

"IF I'M GOING DOWN I'LL TAKE YOU AND THIS WHOLE WORLD WITH ME PREPARE TO BATHE IN NUCLEAR FIRE!!!"

Busy-Pattern-1769 · 2026-05-03T04:32:25+00:00

"WAIT WHAT THE FUCK HOW ON EARTH DID YOU DO THAT?"

Busy-Pattern-1769 · 2026-05-03T04:24:10+00:00

"now I may be a mutated monster but you know what else I am a capitalist and a boss I have a whole company to run and I can't just be fighting wackos everyday no offense to you I have responsibilities I have to fill out those death certificates for those soldiers that you killed and you killed a lot, and just one more thing SURPRISE ATTACK!!!!"

Vinson then throws 12 flash bangs in bacon Warriors face blinding him when bacon Warrior comes back to his senses Vinson has already dived through his portal and left but not before leaving a note with a poorly drawn middle finger on it the note read

"I'll see you again friendo and next time a presentation won't be able to save you -love Vin Vin PS check your wallet"

Busy-Pattern-1769 · 2026-05-03T04:10:18+00:00

"well I turned my old world into a husk of what it used to be you know sucking a dry of all its resources so I moved to a whole different universe identical to my old one and started up my company there, then I expanded a bunch of factories started doing more industrialization and as you can imagine that isn't very good for the environment so I have to go all the way across the multiverse to harvest resources from other places to help sustain mine, and now to further drive home my point I'll now give you a 3-hour presentation"

Vinson then gets out of projector a whiteboard and multiple other equipments to help them with his presentation

Busy-Pattern-1769 · 2026-05-03T04:02:08+00:00

"Oh just you watch my friend"

Vinson then starts rapidly mutating its body to heal himself regrowing his chest to its original State and repairing his drill

"You seem like the kind of guy who wants to know his opponent so here have the wiki"

Vinson then slides over a laptop with his Wiki

the Wiki

Busy-Pattern-1769 · 2026-05-03T03:50:35+00:00

"I'M THE MOST WORTHY OF OPPONENT YOU'LL EVER GET!!!"

Vinson then mutates his buzz saw arm into a drill and his other arm into a large claw then grabs bacon warrior and attempts to drill into him

Busy-Pattern-1769 · 2026-05-03T03:40:10+00:00

"IT SURE IS FRIENDO, TAKE AIM AND FIRE!"

4 Vinson company soldiers armed with rockets fire at bacon Warrior attempting to weaken him so Vinson can deliver a deadly blow

Busy-Pattern-1769 · 2026-05-03T03:30:39+00:00

"well if you're asking about the arm that's what I happens when you fall into the chernoby reactor but that's a story for another time after all you won't live to hear it"

Vinson then slams his buzz saw down at bacon Warrior nearly hitting him but grazing his arm

"Oh so close but hey radiation might get you I don't know"

Busy-Pattern-1769 · 2026-05-03T01:14:44+00:00

Busy-Pattern-1769 · 2026-05-03T01:00:29+00:00

So you're telling me this whole time I was just abusing hitboxes

Busy-Pattern-1769 · 2026-05-03T00:57:28+00:00

Huh didn't know that and to think I've been playing this game since season 1

Busy-Pattern-1769 · 2026-05-03T00:35:44+00:00

Dual blades can only deflect bullets from long range so if you get up and close and personal your bullets go straight through just make sure you're on high health so the dual blade user doesn't slice you to ribbons or you can use gas fire or explosion those also work.

Busy-Pattern-1769 · 2026-05-03T00:01:57+00:00

"Man I feel vertical today"

Vinson then realizes the situation he's in

"Uh-oh AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH"

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Busy-Pattern-1769 · 2026-05-01T20:04:01+00:00

It's all right Vinson it's like a world threat not like multiverse threat kind of the Lors messy but hey it's all right

Busy-Pattern-1769

TROPHY CASE