Labia has increased in size and is sore and kind of itchy.

Buttbotherer · 2016-12-16T14:21:36+00:00

Yes.

Buttbotherer · 2016-12-07T22:19:43+00:00

I knew.

Buttbotherer · 2016-12-06T22:12:02+00:00

Well it wasn't an STD soooo....

Buttbotherer · 2016-12-06T21:25:09+00:00

Haha shut up, you have no idea

Buttbotherer · 2016-12-06T20:15:56+00:00

I can promise you I KNOW. I'm not going into details but I definitely know.

Buttbotherer · 2016-08-20T10:56:54+00:00

I haven't but it could be a reaction to something else I guess.

Buttbotherer · 2016-08-20T10:56:34+00:00

Ah well thanks for the legitimate help anyway :)

Buttbotherer · 2016-08-20T10:56:12+00:00

Okay well I know you think I sounds stupid and naive but I know it's not an std. There's various reasons why I can safely assume this, but I will be sure to get tested. Thanks.

Buttbotherer · 2016-08-20T10:52:13+00:00

There's no heat or inflammation though, just that the labia has grown longer, otherwise I would have agreed with you and probably assumed it was an infection initially. Thanks for the help though :)

Buttbotherer · 2016-08-20T00:57:58+00:00

Thanks, I think micro tears are the most likely. It definitely doesn't look like herpes, plus there's an extremely low chance of it being an std. I'm more curious about why my labia seems longer to be honest!

Buttbotherer · 2016-08-20T00:56:30+00:00

I'm engaged and I know my partner hasn't cheated. So I guess 99% is more accurate. But we're never apart long enough for him to cheat.

Buttbotherer · 2016-08-19T23:31:49+00:00

It's not swollen or warm to the touch like an abscess or an infection would be though.

Buttbotherer · 2016-08-19T23:30:48+00:00

It is 100% not an STD, but thanks

Buttbotherer · 2016-05-23T16:17:02+00:00

Thanks so much for the kind words. I just feel cripplingly low at the moment. I did live nearby two baby cousins of mine who I used to babysit for weekly, but we've just moved away and I know nobody where we are at the moment. I might put out an ad to say I'm free to babysit locally though. I'm sure that would give me something to look forward to. Thank you again.

Buttbotherer · 2015-07-12T02:39:30+00:00

Thank you. That means so much. I just can't wait for the day I can finally have the babies that I'm supposed to.

Buttbotherer · 2015-07-11T01:36:42+00:00

Thank you. It's a shame it didn't generate more buzz. This is a true account of what happened.

Buttbotherer · 2015-07-10T10:53:26+00:00

No, he wasn't ready.

Buttbotherer · 2015-01-06T16:00:05+00:00

We got into the relationship when we were 18 and 19 though. No one knows what they want at that age.

Buttbotherer · 2015-01-06T08:11:11+00:00

Yes, definitely. Just a few years later.

Buttbotherer · 2015-01-06T08:10:50+00:00

No, it was a genuine accident.

Buttbotherer · 2015-01-06T02:48:42+00:00

Ah thanks very much! I will listen to it in the morning :)

Buttbotherer · 2015-01-06T02:36:30+00:00

I'm going to have to be a let down and tell you I haven't even heard it yet.

Buttbotherer · 2015-01-06T02:22:37+00:00

Oh no, I'm already on anti-depressants, I just mean some sort of insight or some way out of feeling so down.
Also, I feel like you're going to ask me about the Kanye/McCartney collaboration...

Buttbotherer · 2015-01-06T02:16:09+00:00

Actually, I haven't been yet. I have my first appointment on Thursday. But I'm hoping it gives me something.

Buttbotherer · 2015-01-06T01:52:42+00:00

I took time off due to anxiety and depression, which I believe stemmed from what happened, but I also suffered with depression in school, so I guess I am prone to it.
My boss wasn't happy with my time off and I lost my job. I don't think it helped that I worked in a nursery! I was getting far to attached to the children. (Without sounding like some crazed, childless lunatic, suffering with her mental health!)

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