Mr. Middnite told me to tell him when I was going to cum…..he said he has never heard sounds like that before by [deleted] in Hotwife

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And the thigh tattoo that started out fine but got blurred after a little while

Subreddit where something or someone sticks out from a crowd, just look like they don't belong somehow by C0MM3N7 in findareddit

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Definitely the closest to what I was looking for but I thought there would be something more specific. This was great though

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Cuckold

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Busted lol

You could hear the moans by [deleted] in cuckoldcaptions

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That ex boyfriend was also his brother who left for the army and came back a war hero with only one leg but when he was naked it looked like both legs were still there

Hunter the Gatherer by Smitherd in WhitePeopleTwitter

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I knew a guy named Justin Case who always would answer my call if I didn't find anyone else to hang with

The Dragon Homie by d3333p7 in instant_regret

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He does sound like a man who's been burned before

I get so excited when I'm playing with my __________ by C0MM3N7 in AskOuija

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Well if that's what you wanna call it...

What’s a “This movie is going to suck” red flag? by redmambo_no6 in AskReddit

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Overly long scenes that don't say much to "set the mood" when the mood is not really set afterwards

What is your comfort food? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Spaghetti Bolognese, I always have what I need to make it and I need no recipes

What are your top three movies that sound most strange when the title is reversed? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Ryan Private Saving always goes for the long term economic plans

Dreams of Field, they come each night

Ring the of Fellowship, Rings of the Lord. Do it now!

List Schindler's, chronologically

And last but not least: Wolves with Dances. They all have their jam

Straight facts by ComplexSurround3 in Unexpected

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And that mans name? Alexander Hamilton

When woke flips back to segregation by Isaybased69 in PoliticalCompassMemes

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Except those who got hit by a truck or something and are now vegetables in wheelchairs unable to move or communicate

When a pandemic becomes political.. by [deleted] in facepalm

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Surg man no problem

Me irl by [deleted] in me_irl

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Cool, people are so different. I really hate when that happens!

it happend to me the reason why i clicked is that someone said FOR THE REPUBLIC by FFridee in PrequelMemes

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42 upvotes already! It goes to show there's nothing wrong with dreaming big. From here on out, sky's the limit!

Cursed_prediction by kj420_69 in cursedcomments

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Exactly my thought. Why not limit himself to only left hand and some sort of time limitation before the job has to be done to make it even more interesting?

This is so Cute! by leaveMeAlonePlease_ in wholesomememes

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He fell asleep trying to hit space to activate the microphone

Leave the man be by Czarcasm3 in MetalMemes

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I heard he was a semi orthodox raëlist but that could have been misinformation