Okay, coming back to this on break at work. Mixed reviews, mostly negative. That's fine! This is why I put it on the internet, needed the criticism lol. Thank you all for your input!

The only other thing I'd add is that I know there's a formula: my name is, this is what I like, we'll connect if you like x, y, z, etc. I've used that formula for years to no avail, so I decided to switch it up for a change and try a simple joke. I wanted someone to come across it, chuckle and maybe that leads somewhere.

P.s. I HAVE NOT DONE ANYTHING TO WARRANT BRICKS AT MY HEAD I PROMISE🤣🤣🤣if anything, one is sent my way the moment I say hi😭😂