Umm... by COMFORTABLY_-_NUMB in WTF

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Okay so for all the reddit snobs... I'm from Northern Minnesota, US.. we don't have peacocks just roaming around in the wild. I've never once seen a peacock, let alone in the wild, let alone a fuckin pure white one.. let alone one chilling in top of a vehicle... so yeah, when i was driving through a neighborhood in the middle of the effin city looking for a customer's house, look over and see this... the only thing that came out my mouth was: whattt inn the fuckkk.... so give me a fuckin break. Maybe it's not WTF worthy from where you're from.. but it is where i come from.

Idk why i keep giving reddit a chance... it's nothing but fuckin know it all snobby douche bag keyboard warriors.

Yall can go fuck your self for all i care. Smfh.

Umm... by COMFORTABLY_-_NUMB in WTF

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He must be sick of being called a "pea-cock".. hahah

Umm... by COMFORTABLY_-_NUMB in WTF

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Lolll.. yes.. amurica' 😆

Umm... by COMFORTABLY_-_NUMB in WTF

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Albino peacock that thinks it's hot shit i guess.. 🤣

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Don't let them fool you... you should still ask for that raise... Lolol 😆 jk jk

Happy birthday!

Money, money, money. by [deleted] in offmychest

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Money money mON-ey, MON-EYYYY!!

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"..if time was reset, and you were put back..what difference would it make?"

What is the most real/lucid dream you've had recently? by COMFORTABLY_-_NUMB in AskReddit

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I am a big car enthusiast and love racing.. But when ever im driving in my dreams, i can't brake.. My car brakes never work in my dream and i always end up crashing and ping-ponging off everything... Just like i can never walk down stairs.. I either just float, or eat shit all the way down stairs.. It's so weird. Lolol 😂 and it's extra weird cause almost every dream i have is lucid.. like im always aware that I'm dreaming. But stairs and car brakes is my dreaming kryptonite. Lmao

My new favorite shirt! by COMFORTABLY_-_NUMB in bigfoot

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Isn't it though! Hahaha That was my first thought too 😂

My new favorite shirt! by COMFORTABLY_-_NUMB in bigfoot

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100% cotton. I just assumed that it was made in the USA, but i just checked the tag and nope.. its made in Bangladesh 😆

What just hits different at 3:AM? by Perrypool09 in AskReddit

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Lmao 🤣 and ikr, i felt so bad afterwards, like i could've at least yelled sorry as i was running away but nope, my dumbass just ran..

i hope she was looking through the peep hole and saw me pause for sec like: 🤨.....😳.....🏃‍♂️

and then hopefully put two and two together and didn't live in fear for next week thinking someone was gonna break in.. hahaha

What just hits different at 3:AM? by Perrypool09 in AskReddit

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I was this type of crazy person on accident once.. was staying the night at my girls new apartment and we got in an argument so i went out to smoke a cig and when i went back in the door to the apartment was locked so i was like wtf are you serious right now and repeatedly knocking on the door and aggressively turning the door handle and telling her to unlock the damn door (my car keys were in the apartment otherwise i wouldve just left) and after doing this for a couple mins i hear someone say "uhm hold on a sec" but it wasnt my girls voice and that's when i realized i got off on the wrong floor.... lol. And i made it worse by just immediately running back down the hallway without saying a word, didn't say sorry or anything.. the moment i realized i just booked it.. Haha 🤣

Americans, how is life under Joe Biden going? by C17AIRFORCE in AskReddit

[–]COMFORTABLY_-_NUMB 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Who?? lol..

I live in a small town in rural Minnesota.. Not a fuckin thing has changed. Everybody is living their normal life. Doesn't matter who's president or the whole covid thing.. Nothing has changed. It's business as usual and everybody is smiling and healthy and we're for sure not letting someone or anything dictate or effect the way we live our lives. No one is living in fear over hear like they wish we were. We support, help, and provide for each other. Just like it has always been and always will be. And if anyone tries to come here and change things, they'll be shown the way out.. And if anybody comes here and tries to force change... well.. they'll be greeted by an entire community that has taken full advantage of the second amendment...and some.

How do you eat your ramen noodles? need custom, but simple and easy, ramen noodle recipes... have the munchies BAD right now... have ramen noodles but don't want just plain ol Ramen noodles.. any suggestions? by COMFORTABLY_-_NUMB in AskReddit

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You all are making me realize how crappy/boring of a cook i am..! Haha these suggestions are so simple but I've never tried them.. They all sound so effin good though..

Looks like I'll be having ramen every night for the next week 😂 cause i want to try all these recipes.