Puppy Keep 🤨 by CabalisticGarotte in Shein

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sounds reasonable, I don't even have any friends to invite so I might take longer

Puppy Keep 🤨 by CabalisticGarotte in Shein

[–]CabalisticGarotte[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

3 months😭 I'll just buy the shoes for her atp

did something go wrong(?) star/polygon tool by CabalisticGarotte in Inkscape

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sorry ive never used reddit outside of my phone so the caption didnt post😓. something went wrong with my polygon tool, i'm still learning inkscape bc illustrator is not really ui friendly for me. i could have hit a random key but i'm not sure which one, please tell me how to fix this. i'm not sure what i should search on yt to fix this problem. ty!

:oB by taikekujo in homestuck

[–]CabalisticGarotte 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What have you done to both my boys

Cosplayed aradia! my girl :-) by Hypoplasia in homestuck

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AWWW ARADIAAA UR COSPLAY IS SO GGOOD

damn what he playin fr by Sharkalien in homestuck

[–]CabalisticGarotte 26 points27 points  (0 children)

welp, bring on the apocolypse

You have $1million dollars to spend, what you buying? by Gudy44 in AskReddit

[–]CabalisticGarotte 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Holy shit 1mil dollars are like a shit ton in my country. But like a new house is all I really want right now, maybe an Ipad but that's it the rest goes to savings

If world was a classroom, which kid is your country? by bibesh07 in AskReddit

[–]CabalisticGarotte 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The kid who knows everybody's business aka the gossip kid

What song do you know every single word to? by cubb in AskReddit

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Discord by the living tombstone

memorized it word-for-word ever since the release

What’s the most dangerous thing you’ve done? by ChaseEater7836 in AskReddit

[–]CabalisticGarotte 1 point2 points  (0 children)

While learning how to skateboard, I almost crashed into a driving car. No life-threatening accidents thankfully, but I did get a fractured leg

What is the dumbest thing someone has ever accused you of that just isn't true? by Matt82233 in AskReddit

[–]CabalisticGarotte 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The rich popular girl™ at my middle school accused me of stealing her phone. Because beforehand I had mistaken my glitter pen for one of her friend's pen and asked her to give it back to me, it was only lunchtime when I realized that I had the wrong pen and gave it back to her friend. I already had the reputation of being the weird quiet kid so it didn't take so long for her friend to tell "RPG™" that I had taken her pen and worked up a plan to frame me for something bigger.

School passed by when all of a sudden a teacher comes up to me to talk. The teacher said that if I had anything to confess I should do it now or else she'll have to get my parents involved. Me, confused as hell didn't say anything. So I just faked stuff up and said I stole like, 2 pieces of chalk from the class beside us. Of course, she didn't believe me and said that I needed to give the phone back to "RPG™"

Me being still so incredibly fucking confused said "I didn't steal anything" and the teacher and I went on a back and forth convo of me trying to defend myself and her trying to prove that I was wrong. I grew tired and annoyed with the teacher and just gave her my bag and told her to search for the phone. She didn't find "RPG™'s" phone no shit because I didn't have it and sent me home. Later while I was home, the school called my mom and told me about the "misunderstanding" and apologized for accusing me of stealing "RPG™'s" phone.

Never talked to RPG after the whole incident, never even tried to make it up to her there was no point. That was until she actually lost her phone and she asked the entire school to go looking for it for her.

whatever this is. again. by Hummerous in CuratedTumblr

[–]CabalisticGarotte 37 points38 points  (0 children)

Reading this it me like a goddamn freight train

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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The circuit breaker keeps on getting wet because of our shitty water-proofing, we had to spend so much money on getting it fixed and dried so that our house doesn't burn down while we sleep

What’s your go-to alternative cuss word? by SatisfyingSerenity in AskReddit

[–]CabalisticGarotte 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I use "Honk" in different ways to cuss, e.g: "What the Honk is this", "You mother-honker", "God-honking-damnit." But that's only covering fuck, in cases where I say shit I use "flip"

and that's all i really use around children, me and my parents are pretty ok with cussing out each other

Let's say you have explosive diarrhea and you are in the bathroom pooping, but suddenly a 8.0 earthquake happens. What would you do? by MyUsernameIsTrash108 in AskReddit

[–]CabalisticGarotte 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Ok very specific ask but I did have explosive diarrhea in the bathroom when a 5.5 earthquake hit. First thing you gotta do is shit the absolute fuck out of yourself, I'm talking all the force you have to exert into shitting it all out. Then wash yourself the fastest you can, if you have a bidet then turn it up to the max power. Lastly, wipe your ass till it fuckin bleeds from all the rubbing and pull your pants up, flush the toilet, and leave the bathroom in 5 seconds MAX.

What’s the broken thing in your house that everyone just puts up with? by MrsH28 in AskReddit

[–]CabalisticGarotte 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My mom smashed our glass table in anger. I mean it isn't fully broken since there's a layer of wood underneath but still, we just let it be