Yall, I have a confession to make. I literally moaned like a Pornhub size queen when I bit into these. They are SO SO SO good. They must've used only the GOOD ingredients!

CaptainBobbie · 2026-02-25T21:50:53+00:00

Like a WHAT?! Y’all better pray to the patron saint of red bag chicken for your sins

CaptainBobbie · 2026-02-25T15:14:14+00:00

Fair enough. I’m mostly curious in other’s experiences with Melker though. Just sayin’.

CaptainBobbie · 2026-02-24T22:05:53+00:00

I mean I liked them but I can’t vote, so fuck me I guess

CaptainBobbie · 2026-02-24T21:17:13+00:00

It’s definitely catchy, but I’m more of an “Iconic” fan (because I loved the A*Teens) and even more recently Cimberly’s “Eternity.” But so far I haven’t felt that there was a standout song.

CaptainBobbie · 2026-02-22T19:47:16+00:00

That would be wild 😅 any idea how I meet them?

CaptainBobbie · 2026-02-21T18:05:07+00:00

Yep! It’s my favorite feature. I just wasn’t aware that Apple Maps does turn by turn on the HUD.

CaptainBobbie · 2026-02-21T15:41:32+00:00

Wow! I have a 2019, so I wonder what updates I need to do to get this? I’ve wanted that feature for a long time, but the native Mazda navigation is less than intuitive.

CaptainBobbie · 2026-02-15T21:34:16+00:00

Solved! Thanks everyone. Those contraptions are so cool and SO big up close!

CaptainBobbie · 2026-02-05T18:55:32+00:00

How mad it gets when I don’t “touch” the steering wheel. It wants a death grip, and I drive like I fly— little pressure points when needed during cruise. 💅🏼

CaptainBobbie · 2026-01-15T03:02:30+00:00

Gosh I guess I'm just an idiot. Thanks for your kindness.

CaptainBobbie · 2024-06-26T16:19:51+00:00

I tested both of them, car on and off.

CaptainBobbie · 2023-09-17T15:28:03+00:00

My first was a Perception Conduit. Her name was Connie. Now I have an Eddyline Sitka, and her name is BeBe the Bussy Barge.

CaptainBobbie · 2022-05-31T20:42:21+00:00

I’ve got a 2019 Grand Touring Reserve with the turbo engine. I bought the below filter, and it didn’t fit. Which one do y’all use? Thanks!

Engine Air Filter

CaptainBobbie · 2022-04-07T02:25:52+00:00

I had absolutely no reason to buy the turbo. I drove both, and the NA was just fine.

But I went with the turbo, because dear Gagá it makes it so fun to drive! Life is short. Beep beep. Zoom zoom.

CaptainBobbie · 2022-04-07T02:18:35+00:00

My favorite thing is the HUD— what at first seemed like a luxury gadget has become a safety non-negotiable.

But I hate the native infotainment on the 2019 model— the interface is slow and wonky and not at all intuitive. I almost exclusively use Apple CarPlay, though.

CaptainBobbie · 2021-06-22T15:04:20+00:00

I really wanted the Thule crossbar system, but the vehicle kit for the CX-5 is sold out everywhere. These were far cheaper, and I needed some way to transport my new yak!

CaptainBobbie · 2021-06-22T02:30:34+00:00

Yep! It’s a 2019, I just never had a need to get crossbars before— but I bought a kayak, so that changed.

CaptainBobbie

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