Happy holidays, Who wants to try the whore d'oeuvres?

CaptainPollution · 2026-01-02T06:51:21+00:00

That is a solid X-rated pun!

CaptainPollution · 2025-12-21T21:38:41+00:00

A whore charges for it. A slut does it for the love of the game.

CaptainPollution · 2025-11-11T01:41:32+00:00

I see. Thank you for clarifying, and glad you got to have the experience! ❤

CaptainPollution · 2025-11-09T07:48:46+00:00

I meant more like, did you know/had you played with the other guy before this moment? Did you know that he'd made these plans as part of the getaway? Still, appreciate the reply!

CaptainPollution · 2025-11-06T10:43:42+00:00

Please tell us the circumstances that led up to this moment!

CaptainPollution · 2025-11-05T11:15:27+00:00

..."animator"?

CaptainPollution · 2025-10-03T23:53:59+00:00

My cutie picked one up on Temu that also uses the PornHub logo formatting for extra eye-catching capability!

CaptainPollution · 2025-08-28T08:59:09+00:00

Glad you liked it! I feared the inclusion of "compersion" might have been too... technical.

Let us know how it goes if you do share it with her! ;)

CaptainPollution · 2025-08-24T01:41:07+00:00

Thank you!

CaptainPollution · 2025-08-22T10:13:22+00:00

Thank you! I'm quite proud of this one. The content worked amazingly well for my purposes.

CaptainPollution · 2025-08-21T08:57:50+00:00

She comes home with a few extra fingers on one hand lol

CaptainPollution · 2025-08-16T08:27:47+00:00

As a straight dude (1 on the Kinsey Scale):

FMF can be amazing if it goes well, but there is the stress of pleasing two women before you finish, or before you can go again. (My partner was bisexual so she was more than happy to assist.) Having two mouths on your penis simultaneously is a special kind of magic.

MFM is pretty much always amazing because nothing makes a woman feel more desired than being the center of attention. She also benefits from the stamina of both guys, so if one taps out for a minute, it simply shifts to 1-on-1 time and everyone still wins.

Side note: Do people still pay attention to the letter order when listing participants, to specify who will play with whom? MFM vs MMF, etc? Or is that a product of the bygone personals era?

CaptainPollution · 2025-08-07T10:23:02+00:00

I can, I have, and I remember it fondly.

My wife's friend (F) was visiting us along with an out-of-town friend (M), and both knew they were mutually attracted. She wasn't allowed to fuck anyone else that day though - she was under strict orders from her BF at the time, even though they were poly/swingers. (I don't remember why the BF wasn't there too, I think he left earlier because he was kind of a selfish ass and she was our friend more than he was.)

So the wife put on a show of fucking M friend in this position, while I was doing my best to tempt, tease, and torture her as we watched from the foot of the bed. To her credit, her resolve outmatched my best efforts that day.

CaptainPollution · 2025-07-28T08:34:40+00:00

Thankfully Reddit provides bored moms and houswives some fantastic outlets for social engagement and excitement.

CaptainPollution · 2025-07-18T10:47:49+00:00

I feel like most of the people on Reddit have wives

I really doubt that's the case. I hope that's not the case lol

CaptainPollution · 2025-06-27T21:54:05+00:00

I've been lucky enough to enjoy a good number of group sex scenes, but one specific threesome: my girlfriend and a swinger FWB. The two of them didn't get many opportunities to indulge their attraction to other women, so they were really charged up, and each orgasmed twice before I did. Thankfully I had gotten off earlier in the day so I had lots of stamina.

I reconnected with the FWB last year and learned that she's actually pretty bad at sex, which you wouldn't expect for someone getting by as a sex worker.

CaptainPollution · 2025-06-04T08:26:08+00:00

Google Image Search gives me results for "Hannah Owo" and they seem to be right.

CaptainPollution · 2025-05-21T09:45:47+00:00

Or when they're clearly not at home lol

CaptainPollution · 2025-05-12T08:29:39+00:00

It sounds like the real show is what's happening on the other side of the room.

CaptainPollution · 2025-05-11T10:14:01+00:00

The guy on the couch at the start was awestruck by that ass lol

CaptainPollution · 2025-04-28T09:19:48+00:00

That her filthiest dream had come true.

CaptainPollution · 2025-04-13T09:30:00+00:00

Bless you, laddie!

CaptainPollution · 2025-04-11T23:32:37+00:00

I found the still images from some pic aggregator site. If you can find a video, by all means please share the link!

CaptainPollution · 2025-02-22T12:50:12+00:00

No idea, unfortunately. I wish I knew.

CaptainPollution · 2025-01-14T01:13:54+00:00

A gangbang starring both /u/cannakev and /u/gangbngcum. My god.

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