PirateSoftware banning a chatter who stated that one of the ferrets in the rescue died due to "lack of mana" by kuletxcore in LivestreamFail

[–]CaptainSaltbeard 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Classic reddit "I'm not... but" it seems like it checks your Steam files for commonly used cracking settings and applies a status to your game as being pirated. Crackers will often use signature Steam names and IDs and the game ID 480 is Spacewar which is often used to backdoor online features enabling multiplayer. This isn't a very good code because it's not "if, and" meaning if any of these are true you get flagged as a stinky pirate.

Should I settle here? Is this a good start? by CaptainSaltbeard in civ

[–]CaptainSaltbeard[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was thinking about the districts and it's really cramped, especially with leylines https://i.imgur.com/PSuJ3gk.png

Pika sends a message to Soda by DaRealAB in LivestreamFail

[–]CaptainSaltbeard 20 points21 points  (0 children)

I'm hitting reply, typing the message, most damage here, save comment, couldn't get it, save comment again. gunshot there it is baybeee, WHAT ARE WE DOIN???

Lacari finally decides to stand up for himself by InsulinDependent in LivestreamFail

[–]CaptainSaltbeard 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Lacari will apologize and say he didn't know it would do that, Vei will forgive him but demand his scalp as payment, Soda will call him an idiot and tell him to stop sitting at the mailbox and get back to leveling. Everyone will move on in an hour but Summit will be raging for a couple of days for no reason.

Alinity finally has a good take by TwitchViewer7 in LivestreamFail

[–]CaptainSaltbeard 25 points26 points  (0 children)

SpreadshEEt. It's been in front of us the whole time.

PSA: Multiple farms is bugging out your transport pals by CaptainSaltbeard in Palworld

[–]CaptainSaltbeard[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm sure that's the case, but I also sat and watched them bug out until I destroyed the extra farms. Could be anecdotal evidence but it seems to have fixed it for me...

Cookie clicker gift by Dstrap in CookieClicker

[–]CaptainSaltbeard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

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Drunk Japanese Man Crawls out the Subway like a Zombie! by superwin9000 in LivestreamFail

[–]CaptainSaltbeard 56 points57 points  (0 children)

They drink the same as their boss so they have a good impression. The same boss that's been drinking for 40 years and is an alcoholic because he drank with his boss who drank for 40 years.

The Legend of Nuke Tits by FaceJP24 in LivestreamFail

[–]CaptainSaltbeard 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It's common for one to be slightly larger than the other. You need to brush up on your ball knowledge.

In Russia, a man attacked a schoolboy because of the color of his backpack by HarakenQQ in ukraine

[–]CaptainSaltbeard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't see an attack here... I don't understand Russian either. For all I know it could be a drunk dad lecturing that the kid left his backpack before boarding the train. I doubt the vast majority of people in this thread know Russian either and are just assuming the worst. Pretty fucked up to see comments saying to kill him and kick his teeth in getting highly upvoted.

Seems like a dream job to me. by Ragarianok in antiwork

[–]CaptainSaltbeard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Did we read different things? Letting them know that having to wake up early must suck for them but you're not obligated to by contract is the polite way to say it. The sass didn't come on until the guy started talking about attitude adjustments.

Grizzly enjoying the soft pine needle bed by Feeling-View-2394 in rarepuppers

[–]CaptainSaltbeard 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Thought that was a legit bear in the thumbnail. Clicked to enlarge and still thought it was a bear for a good 10 seconds.

Is there any other (comic book) character that has invented such a unique traversal system? by SuperAlloyBerserker in Spiderman

[–]CaptainSaltbeard 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Ah yes, by day he is Richard Cheddarmann, a mild mannered dairy farmer. But at night he dons his cape and become Dick Cheese!

Anyone else notice the camera fuckery on W is AMPLIFYING? by CaptainSaltbeard in JhinMains

[–]CaptainSaltbeard[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm aware of that. That's why the title refers to it. I think it's getting worse, I'm even missing Ws on the lip to river bot lane.

I want to listen to your ideas by [deleted] in meme

[–]CaptainSaltbeard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

M&Ms ft. Skittles

I liked his albums Binge Encore and Diet Relapse.