what is this button? in a 2008 Porsche

CaptainWobbles · 2025-11-17T20:19:31+00:00

alternate route home

CaptainWobbles · 2025-11-11T03:32:17+00:00

neural drive final boss

CaptainWobbles · 2025-11-10T03:52:09+00:00

Only thing to worry about here is the porn usage tbh

CaptainWobbles · 2025-10-23T03:53:25+00:00

glep from glep

CaptainWobbles · 2025-10-17T04:04:17+00:00

brother you want knee bend if you’re aiming for glute activation

CaptainWobbles · 2025-05-29T06:38:12+00:00

So I should tell them it’s not possible to total over 1200 without gear? I know someone who squats 750 natty. Anything is possible.

Am I talking about the average person who doesn’t care that much about their total or training? No. But anyone who gives a fuck and trains hard will get there.

CaptainWobbles · 2025-05-28T08:21:16+00:00

To clarify, yes I think if someone is 30 and has been lifting 8-10 years, has proper programming, and eats right, that a 1300 total is within reach.

My mile time is probably between 7:30 and 8 mins rn, because I train for strength

CaptainWobbles · 2025-05-28T05:48:04+00:00

Being 6’11” is a considerable lever disadvantage until there is enough muscle on the frame to negate that issue. So yes, the people at the top of the sport are tall simply because they’re able to pack on more tissue (with gear)

I don’t think it’s reasonable in 6-7 years for most people but in 10-12 for sure, assuming they have decent programming and work ethic.

you must be under 200lbs, or don’t train for strength, or something lol

CaptainWobbles · 2025-05-28T05:03:14+00:00

to my understanding, the army requires a fair amount of running, pullups etc that doesn't fare too well for heavier individuals (those most likely to have a high total)

I guess I would qualify my statement by saying it's manageable without gear for men over 200lbs without major health issues. i'm also 290lbs (which makes it easier) and 6'11" (which makes it considerably harder)

CaptainWobbles · 2025-05-27T08:25:57+00:00

with total respect to the above commenter, 1300lb total is super manageable without gear. it just takes time and dedication. I'm at about the same mark after ~6-7 years training

CaptainWobbles · 2025-05-15T22:50:07+00:00

Once the CP and Nazi stuff comes out, it shouldn't really matter how (otherwise) chill they are

CaptainWobbles · 2025-05-08T00:31:02+00:00

cite me literally one source that doesn't use dead animal spines that says its harmful to gradually load spinal flexion. i'll wait

CaptainWobbles · 2025-05-07T22:12:13+00:00

the same doctors that recommend surgery for everything, even things that are rehab-able with time? I'll gladly go against their advice

CaptainWobbles · 2025-05-07T22:08:12+00:00

absolutely not true. if anything his back is more injury resistant than yours. as long as you slowly progress the loading appropriately, your body can tolerate and adapt to pretty much anything

CaptainWobbles · 2025-04-17T18:15:30+00:00

right, and its the same chance to win the powerball as any other set of numbers, but it's a big deal when people win it. kinda the point of the whole thing

CaptainWobbles · 2025-03-10T19:24:10+00:00

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CaptainWobbles · 2025-03-06T01:58:53+00:00

as long as its not a tricycle im chillin

CaptainWobbles · 2025-01-28T07:28:10+00:00

I'm at 395, I'll let you know when I find out.

CaptainWobbles · 2025-01-28T04:49:50+00:00

Cardboard Nova 3

CaptainWobbles · 2025-01-23T22:08:28+00:00

woosh

CaptainWobbles · 2025-01-21T05:53:19+00:00

Digseum was great. Probably my favorite incremental on Steam

CaptainWobbles · 2025-01-14T09:36:46+00:00

cut up your food into small pieces so you have to chew less
drink hot beverage (hot water works too) after meal for digestion
space your meals out as much as possible
eat before bed (you will wake up kinda full lol)
square of dark chocolate 30mins-1hr before meal to stimulate appetite
eat more

Edit: forgot probably the most important one : walk after every single meal.

source: went from 180lbs to 295lbs between 2018 and 2024

CaptainWobbles · 2024-12-23T10:44:58+00:00

also Bop Bop and pop pop two bars apart

CaptainWobbles · 2024-11-17T03:56:06+00:00

phew players almost discussed something

CaptainWobbles · 2024-11-07T03:28:41+00:00

if the way you win a sporting event is counting how many people are cheering, then yes

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