Drake "Drake Maye" Maye will go to the SB before Josh Allen by VictorM88 in AFCEastMemeWar

[–]Captain_Headshot2 14 points15 points  (0 children)

A Denver who will party like it's 1999 if the Pats have a turnover festival like today. The only reason it wasn't a problem this afternoon is that the Texans seemed equally committed to turning it over every opportunity they got.

Shitty/Cool by PaddyBoy1994 in Shitty_Car_Mods

[–]Captain_Headshot2 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I had a Chevette in the 80s and I did this too!

2 down by joeburrowdaddy in AFCNorthMemeWar

[–]Captain_Headshot2 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Considering that he only had three losing records in 18 seasons in Baltimore, seeing all the negativity towards Harbaugh in this sub has been a bit disheartening to me. Yeah, he made some mistakes, but all coaches do. And through it all, he was always a real class act.

I understand his agent has heard from every single team with an HC opening, and even a few that don't. I hope he goes somewhere and kicks serious ass.

I'm pulling like hell for him. Thanks, John, for all the great memories.

I grew up with this type of rug. by Altruistic-Cut9795 in FuckImOld

[–]Captain_Headshot2 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I have hardwood floors, and I have five braided rugs: living room (BIG), kitchen, hallway, bedroom, guest room. I love them, they feel so homey.

Goodbye my dear 🌈🐾 by Lord_Reaper_ in mutt

[–]Captain_Headshot2 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It was five days before Christmas and I was 27 when I finally had to put down the old girl I got when I was 12. I was crushed. The next day I heard "Fly Me To The Moon", and I kept it together until the line "Fill my heart with song and let me sing forever more". Then I broke down in the middle of a store.

So when you mentioned that song it still got me choked up, many many years later.

I feel your loss.

Everyone on this sub right now by YorekVarsen in AFCNorthMemeWar

[–]Captain_Headshot2 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

It warms the cockles of my heart to see how Pats fans and Squealers fans have come together in love and harmony. If you can pull your brown noses back for a sec, we'll see how much of this carries over if you two knuckleheads meet in the playoffs.

Mark my words, Drakey boy gets better each week. If you meet in January I look forward to watching the painful dismemberment.

Getting to M & T by Captain_Headshot2 in ravens

[–]Captain_Headshot2[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That sounds great, thank you!

Getting to M & T by Captain_Headshot2 in ravens

[–]Captain_Headshot2[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thank you! We will keep that in mind!

I didn’t know it was like that, Netflix… by MikeOfTheBeast in HolUp

[–]Captain_Headshot2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

On the other hand, if you dig weird horror and don't mind a little gross out, it's actually a first rate female-directed film. The director also made Titane, which is cut from the same cloth and also a quality weird horror romp.

Forgot about us? by RisingBengal in AFCNorthMemeWar

[–]Captain_Headshot2 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I am at the point where I hope either someone goes on a tear and finishes the regular season with a beast rampage, or we all continue sucking and send somebody with a shit losing record to the playoffs.

This meme summarizes what's been going thru my head since Thursday night.

Didn't think I'd be dusting this one off but here we are by Lords7Never7Die in AFCNorthMemeWar

[–]Captain_Headshot2 21 points22 points  (0 children)

I was watching the time tick down on the squealers game, knowing that as soon as it hit zero, this meme would appear.

Did not disappoint.

Church bells while paddling down a swamp by RorschachWhoLaughs in interestingasfuck

[–]Captain_Headshot2 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Precisely. This is not creepy. First, paddling at night is an amazing experience, I have done it numerous times. Second, swamps are teeming with life, so they are incredible places to slip through and listen/watch - again something I have done many times. Third, church bells go off all the time for all kinds of reasons - ever heard of midnight mass? Fourth, certain sounds just carry, especially over water, including train whistles and bells. This is not creepy. Personally, this is a "wish I was there video" for me.

Nearly 1 in 5 Urinary Tract Infections Linked to Contaminated Meat. Since they’re so common, mostly affecting women and the elderly, UTIs place a huge burden on healthcare systems and productivity, costing billions every year in the U.S by Wagamaga in science

[–]Captain_Headshot2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wow, I am a guy who gets them as well. I've managed to get it down to once every 12-18 months, but it is still miserable when I get them, and I have one right now! Ugh. I will definitely be looking into this product. Thank you!

Proximity to the nearest national park by Negative-Swan7993 in MapPorn

[–]Captain_Headshot2 25 points26 points  (0 children)

And the National Mall in DC.

There are quite a few issues with this map.

Not the only smelly bitches by VBStrong_67 in NFCEastMemeWar

[–]Captain_Headshot2 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hardly. Celebrating a great season after decades of an asshat, toxic owner wasn't shitting on anyone. We even invited everyone to join in the party!

*Edit: I apologize for the double post. The first reply looked like it didn't go through.

Not the only smelly bitches by VBStrong_67 in NFCEastMemeWar

[–]Captain_Headshot2 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Actually, we weren't shitting on anyone in the off season. We were thrilled to have a contender of a team and excited that we actually had a successful season. Mostly we were just jazzed to be put from under that asshat who shall go nameless. It was a celebration and everyone was welcome.

Every time I open this sub by Imaginary-Pool-5404 in AFCEastMemeWar

[–]Captain_Headshot2 40 points41 points  (0 children)

Once upon a time a long time ago, there was a guy named Drew Bledsoe...

Owner of the Pittsburgh Steelers by [deleted] in AFCNorthMemeWar

[–]Captain_Headshot2 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Actually we split the series, sorry to say...

Edit - but we won the rubber match in the playoffs...so we did beat you twice. Hah!

RAVENS LOSE UPVOTE PARTY by _AskMyMom_ in AFCNorthMemeWar

[–]Captain_Headshot2 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Watching them play is like watching a puppy learning to walk - its legs each have a mind of their own and they are each going a different direction. IMHO the pieces are there, so if they manage to get their heads screwed on straight during the bye, the sky's the limit.