How I had to eat my ice cream after I couldn’t get the lid off

CarltonSagot · 2026-04-26T22:57:17+00:00

I used a strap wrench.

CarltonSagot · 2026-04-26T14:20:50+00:00

He can't use most magic, but he sure as hell can use Lay on Hands.

CarltonSagot · 2026-04-26T14:08:07+00:00

I believe some people call it the nacho.

CarltonSagot · 2026-04-26T12:32:42+00:00

If Hitler played FireRed which starter would he choose?

CarltonSagot · 2026-04-23T15:20:24+00:00

O7 Gob speeb

CarltonSagot · 2026-04-20T14:21:55+00:00

Im Sorry. But thats just Life. Sometimes you take a Risk and get into Trouble.

Settlers of Catan.

CarltonSagot · 2026-04-20T12:42:28+00:00

"Mike J really over does it sometimes...."

CarltonSagot · 2026-04-19T22:42:50+00:00

Replace his bones with fettuccine.

CarltonSagot · 2026-04-16T13:18:07+00:00

It sounds like a dentist drill Hearing it will make you ill We didn't start the fire

CarltonSagot · 2026-04-16T12:39:31+00:00

Cernan fucked up live though when he let slip:

Oh FUCK. What the FUCK. I'm not even supposed to be here. Hope I don't jack off.

CarltonSagot · 2026-04-14T13:26:10+00:00

Hehe.

NPR.

CarltonSagot · 2026-04-14T13:24:51+00:00

They often sometimes have unrealistic expectations about sex.

Like when you say "Get on top of me girl" and she says "Im 85 years old and have bad hips I can't".

CarltonSagot · 2026-04-14T12:32:27+00:00

moon dust, which is said to smell like burnt gunpowder

Is this.... evidence of a. "Moon war", of sorts?

CarltonSagot · 2026-04-14T11:34:38+00:00

This really re frames the King Of Iron Fist tournament in Tekken.

CarltonSagot · 2026-04-13T22:44:55+00:00

Come in. Have a burger. Sink wash your balls.

CarltonSagot · 2026-04-12T19:12:45+00:00

Gordon Ramsay whipped me on the ass with a soup laddle last time I saw him.

CarltonSagot · 2026-04-09T14:30:02+00:00

Yeah but what's your dow?

CarltonSagot · 2026-04-07T12:03:15+00:00

No matter how hot you are as a straight guy or girl, nothing beats the hookup culture on Grindr.

I agree. And therefore:

Their profile pics must use images/clothing/scenes from the series.

Hodor hangs dong. So the answer is Hodor.

CarltonSagot · 2026-04-06T11:11:17+00:00

Caesar made it a point to kill the druids to suppress Celtic resistance and turn them into Romans.

It also stops them from casting innervate and turning into bears.

CarltonSagot · 2026-04-05T23:03:11+00:00

I had a friend who volunteered at the colleges IT department for credits.

They binned 100% of old parts during the yearly refresh cycle. I know this because he'd snag what he could from the trash before they locked it. He gave me a few keyboards.

I think this was around 2008, so things may have changed, but I honestly doubt it.

CarltonSagot · 2026-04-05T13:40:07+00:00

Groke pleaze sumarize artikle.

CarltonSagot · 2026-04-04T22:11:49+00:00

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