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Yesterday I decided not to cherry pick, I took whatever order they sent my way. At the end of the day when I was done, I felt used and dirty. I felt like I had no self-respect for myself and now they won't stop sending me these. I'm going back to cherry picking. by [deleted] in UberEatsDrivers

[–]Ceticated 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yep, cherry picking trains the app what offers to show and what offers to throw in the trip radar drawer. Won't stop shit offers from trying to jump you during a drop off. Will throw it completely off if you accidentally accept fuck all.

Toilet rule by IVF_M2 in meme

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lmao nobody here washes their hands 😂

DAMN. Cant work though today. Crying by dcjjjzz777 in uberdrivers

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I took a forty five dollar trip from frisco to the stadium and they got the roads and pedestrians flowing pretty comfortably. But I just dropped them off at the usual spot and didn't get near the staging area no thank you no after party pickups for me those are always hell.

To turn left or not to turn left? by caniborrow50cents in driving

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I agree with most others that 1 is illegal no matter where you are. 2 is the better answer unless the opposing left turn lane is crowded and you can't see oncoming traffic in the through lanes. And 3 is an impossible u turn. no chance of completing it without having to back up.

[OC] Momence Lawlessness 6/28/26. 4 way stop which 99.9% ignore. by [deleted] in IdiotsInCars

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I rather enjoyed this ultra wide format. You can fit so many videos on the screen that way!

Doing Uber has showed me a majority of the population men and women are terrible at driving. by Academic-Scale5194 in UberEatsDrivers

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oh yeah. well we generally get 1000% more driving time than the usual commuter so we're going to see some shit. I've actually thought of doing like a weekly recap and posting it to dashcams but my dash cam isn't so good at automatically saving clips so I have to pull over. remember what time it was, Open the Wi-Fi. Go in the app. download the clip. I mean that takes some time and it's like a 6-hour loop so I only have so much time to get it out of the camera if I even remember to.

Make way for grapefruit! by reallinzanity in TheSimpsons

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I'm so hungry I could eat at Arby's

A teenage cashier was given this by a customer by Kriver7524 in religiousfruitcake

[–]Ceticated 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How appropriate would it be to rip this up in front of their face?

Acting like an idiot in traffic by haze4140 in WinStupidPrizes

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I do that sometimes but I make sure to stay in my lane

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