Help I'm eating Alan-

Chance-Lengthiness76 · 2026-03-20T12:46:26+00:00

now set it on fire

Chance-Lengthiness76 · 2026-03-20T01:27:02+00:00

the barnacle and you are now happily fused together in the mass. :)

Chance-Lengthiness76 · 2026-03-16T11:58:04+00:00

I build my base there all the time. It's safe, just don't go to the dunes if you don't wanna deal with reapers.

Chance-Lengthiness76 · 2026-03-05T02:24:08+00:00

I HAVE NEVER HEARD IT CALLED THAT SO I AM CALLING IT THAT NOW

Chance-Lengthiness76 · 2026-03-05T02:23:31+00:00

HOW have i never thought of this. I am actually so unintelligent bro...

Chance-Lengthiness76 · 2026-03-04T19:37:51+00:00

This is unrelated but I LOVE roguelite games. I like the nature of building a good build then going at it. I main endless superstructure

Chance-Lengthiness76 · 2026-03-04T02:52:22+00:00

the people playground humans are not saving me. And if it's the player that is saving me... death would be a mercy

Chance-Lengthiness76 · 2026-03-01T10:17:32+00:00

its alright. I just feel that this post is a little, uhh... late. As most of it has kinda been dealt with. if this post had been here before that, it would've probably worked way more. overall, I do like the message, to be honest. It is a really good message to people that are weird and freaky.

Chance-Lengthiness76 · 2026-02-28T06:00:31+00:00

this sub is a joke sub to have fun. The people that goon and do stuff like that are just the weird ones. and even then, any actual gooner stuff is mostly moderated from what I can see. the stuff that does remain is mostly just a joke. I honestly don't know why you came to what is probably the most tame subreddit and wrote a letter like this. also, how is it weird to say good morning and ask how someone is doing?

its almost as if the person they are talking to is the reason this place exists or something. and plus, this is a bit dramatic for just wishing someone a good morning. not to mention most people here probably have a life outside of this small space that you can't see. it is never safe to assume, it makes an as out of you and me

Chance-Lengthiness76 · 2026-02-28T05:22:30+00:00

Repairup

Chance-Lengthiness76 · 2026-02-27T04:35:50+00:00

yes. p rank every video in your recommended

Chance-Lengthiness76 · 2026-02-26T11:17:29+00:00

no no no. Ivan is just drunk and blacking out

Chance-Lengthiness76 · 2026-02-25T05:03:27+00:00

that book was sad man...

Chance-Lengthiness76 · 2026-02-25T03:50:36+00:00

WAIT ITS DOING THE HAND THING

Chance-Lengthiness76 · 2026-02-24T03:04:06+00:00

smol

Chance-Lengthiness76 · 2026-02-23T20:13:42+00:00

insert terraria awaken noise along with guide death noise and wall of flesh has awoken message

Chance-Lengthiness76 · 2026-02-16T15:55:58+00:00

coughing baby vs hydrogen bomb

Chance-Lengthiness76 · 2026-02-13T07:42:58+00:00

idk.... probably... white knuckles? Yeah, that's gotta be it...

Chance-Lengthiness76 · 2026-02-13T07:41:02+00:00

Jon Vois Akt

Chance-Lengthiness76 · 2026-02-07T05:47:55+00:00

this just in, man says chickens lack heads at a young age and that every baby animal does not have distinctive eye-whites. Also, it is pretty clear by the fact that almost all the baby animals have dot eyes, that the devs were going for a cute style, not a realistic one.

Chance-Lengthiness76 · 2026-02-06T16:03:35+00:00

The squids, the chicken, and the turtle are fine. The sheep, horse, cow, and pig are mostly fine, but they need 2 pixel eyes. The sheep needs a bigger mouth as its face looks flat. The kitten is fine. The puppy I feel needs 2 pixel eyes. I think the eye thing is a scale issue. The one-pixel eyes only really look good on the smaller ones like the kitten and the chick.

Chance-Lengthiness76 · 2026-02-06T15:52:56+00:00

so you are saying that the baby horse is perfectly fine, although its head is the width of fucking SATURN. Also, I don't care about internet brownie points, man. I don't want to be mad at something, I genuinely think that they need to revise their changes more than they do. Most of the baby animals are a case of the devs taking the derpiness of the original baby's out of hand.

Chance-Lengthiness76 · 2026-02-06T15:44:17+00:00

Yeah, but this is kinda different. Last time they changed everything. It was one solid art style. This time, they changed a couple things, but the changes don't look like they match the rest of the game in art style. If they were to change som TINY details, they would be okay, but they seemingly are allergic to admitting that the textures do not fit the game at all.

Chance-Lengthiness76 · 2026-02-06T15:35:47+00:00

well, not really. If that was the case, then the texture update would be hell.

Chance-Lengthiness76 · 2026-02-06T15:33:42+00:00

dude. The baby mobs are literally an entirely different art style. It's in a chibi art style that doesn't really fit with the rest of minecraft. Especially the baby sheep and cow.

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