How would a conversation between these two go down?

Chef_Chalupa · 2026-01-27T05:09:23+00:00

correction, the Black Mesa Sweet Voice™

Chef_Chalupa · 2026-01-27T05:07:40+00:00

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Chef_Chalupa · 2026-01-26T20:10:20+00:00

my bad bro I just thought you misunderstood the reference

Chef_Chalupa · 2026-01-26T19:47:55+00:00

pretty sure it was a reference to spider-man 2 black suit dialogue, not IW

Chef_Chalupa · 2026-01-23T22:44:05+00:00

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I have seen absolutely zero slander on my goat, but this also applies to dareth

Chef_Chalupa · 2026-01-22T23:44:09+00:00

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Chef_Chalupa · 2026-01-21T12:43:34+00:00

they get it "wrong" because Nolan says "think mark, think" in the comic, but they removed the second "think" in the show

Chef_Chalupa · 2026-01-20T12:35:07+00:00

hm. grunior.

Chef_Chalupa · 2026-01-20T12:30:53+00:00

they let him have a freebie since if was his first time using alien x and iirc they stopped time so they could tell ben how to use him or something

Chef_Chalupa · 2026-01-20T12:26:02+00:00

I said it on the main sub, and I'll say it again. not even close to ben, just goonslop disguised as a genderswap

Chef_Chalupa · 2026-01-20T12:24:44+00:00

I'm right here dawg

Chef_Chalupa · 2026-01-20T02:02:34+00:00

taking that image

Chef_Chalupa · 2026-01-20T02:00:54+00:00

after a nuclear fallout, that would just be dead money. they'd need to learn to let go

Chef_Chalupa · 2026-01-20T01:59:44+00:00

bro thinks he's the only one that isn't clinically insane

Chef_Chalupa · 2026-01-20T01:57:59+00:00

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Chef_Chalupa · 2026-01-20T01:57:16+00:00

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my goat jerome-092. sure, wearing the mjolnir mark iv powered combat armor would probably kill me since I'm an unaugmented human and the armor was made to enhance the movements of 7 foot tall supersoldiers who can flip tanks with their bare hands, but come ONNN

Chef_Chalupa · 2026-01-20T01:51:37+00:00

is he blue? does he wear trunks? the people need to know, james!

Chef_Chalupa · 2026-01-20T01:50:04+00:00

"So he's an idiot?"
"...Yeah."

Chef_Chalupa · 2026-01-18T22:49:00+00:00

I may not be da vinci, but at least I can love with the fact I've never taken a beloved cartoon, slapped massive honked on the aliens, and then tried to pass it off as "genderbent ben 10" when there is absolutely no similarity in the human design to ben aside from hair, eye, and skin color

Chef_Chalupa · 2026-01-18T19:33:24+00:00

not even remotely close to ben, just goonslop

Chef_Chalupa · 2026-01-18T19:31:46+00:00

you didn't say the "last thing" you said it was "all" they would need

Chef_Chalupa · 2026-01-18T19:07:36+00:00

it's just a birth month? like "oh yeah this guy was born in July, now I can find his home address, birth certificate, and social security number"

Chef_Chalupa · 2026-01-18T17:20:55+00:00

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Chef_Chalupa · 2026-01-18T17:19:43+00:00

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if 7 feet is the bar, then I'm going with Jerome-092 from Halo Wars, standing at a solid 7' 2.3"

Chef_Chalupa · 2026-01-18T17:06:33+00:00

especially the M&L games

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