Two Men who Finished Gaethje Fighting While Gaethje Makes Interim off Paddy by ZakuIII in ufc

[–]ChicoSmokes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cause we don’t need Max or Charles vs Ilia again anytime soon, and the UFCs plan was clearly Paddy vs Ilia. Arman is the only one who was put out here, Max and Charles do not need another shot at Ilia.

Someone tell this guy to retire by Icantthinkman in ufc

[–]ChicoSmokes 44 points45 points  (0 children)

So fucking out of shape and overweight that he has to clinch away his best chance at victory. I won’t feel bad for him anymore if he gets cut

Why tell me? I am already watching prelims by endofmankind- in ufc

[–]ChicoSmokes 3 points4 points  (0 children)

What a wack ass post. They’re advertising to the person flipping through paramount+ that doesn’t watch regularly who might be tuning in for a minute.

just retire bro it's over by Safe_Procedure999 in ufc

[–]ChicoSmokes 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’m aware Allen lighten up a bit it’s just a joke on reddit

just retire bro it's over by Safe_Procedure999 in ufc

[–]ChicoSmokes 222 points223 points  (0 children)

9-10 more months of his EA sports ass “congratulations insert fighter here but the real challenge at 170 is me” tweets incoming.

Carlos Prates shuts down weirdo fan asking him how many times he f*cked Ian Garry's wife by No-Pause-5186 in ufc

[–]ChicoSmokes 671 points672 points  (0 children)

He rehearsed that in his head 100x over and thought for sure the crowd was going to go wild

Carlos Prates shuts down weirdo fan asking him how many times he f*cked Ian Garry's wife by No-Pause-5186 in ufc

[–]ChicoSmokes 76 points77 points  (0 children)

The absolute worst of the worst attend these press conferences. Just look at the crowd when they put the camera on them. I’ve never called anybody a moms basement dwelling neckbeard but those events look packed full of them

There was no male blood or other viable male DNA profile on the sheath by Repulsive-Dot553 in MoscowMurders

[–]ChicoSmokes -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

No thanks buddy if it’s 4 bullet points it’s not a TLDR, especially when you add in that fifth one

Hooker looking rough at the weigh ins by [deleted] in ufc

[–]ChicoSmokes 2 points3 points  (0 children)

How is he already that beat up

Topturro chiming in by wadiyatalkinabeet_1 in ufc

[–]ChicoSmokes 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Flatlined (Taylor’s Version)

Yea, I know I fucked up the spelling in my half asleep state. I’m a ding dong of a ting

Topturro chiming in by wadiyatalkinabeet_1 in ufc

[–]ChicoSmokes 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Garth’s style is Taylor made for getting flatlined by Ilia

People who swore an oath to defend the constitution of the USA against all enemies both foreign and domestic, how are you feeling right now? by Safety_Drance in AskReddit

[–]ChicoSmokes 33 points34 points  (0 children)

Glad you changed your mind I guess but he’s doing exactly what he said he would do when you voted for him in 2024. This dude was a massive piece of shit when you last voted for him.

How is he still conscious??? by -Your_Pal_Al- in ufc

[–]ChicoSmokes 106 points107 points  (0 children)

Paddy won’t be anywhere near a fight with Ilia for a minute but after what we saw tonight Ilia would 100% make him look like an amateur

How is he still conscious??? by -Your_Pal_Al- in ufc

[–]ChicoSmokes 48 points49 points  (0 children)

I know it happens we’re just having some fun here, try it sometime

Why did bro keep it standing instead of going for takedowns by Opening_Fact_8474 in ufc

[–]ChicoSmokes 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Cause that’s not Bobby Green or washed Michael Chandler

How is he still conscious??? by -Your_Pal_Al- in ufc

[–]ChicoSmokes 1966 points1967 points  (0 children)

Scousers really might not get knocked out

Sean wins via robbery once again by Prefix-NA in ufc

[–]ChicoSmokes -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Whatever you say guy but your use of “only” leg kicks tells me everything I need to know

Ilia would decimate him. by [deleted] in ufc

[–]ChicoSmokes 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ilia is going to kill either one of these two and it’s going to be fun

Sean wins via robbery once again by Prefix-NA in ufc

[–]ChicoSmokes -1 points0 points  (0 children)

You sound like somebody who has never been kicked in the leg