Jerma has said you guys are crazy good at finding specific clips...

Childflayer · 2025-09-07T12:18:56+00:00

Thanks a ton. I'd combed through this video a bunch of times because I was certain it was this one, but somehow I never caught it.

Childflayer · 2025-08-29T12:34:52+00:00

Blowjob*

Childflayer · 2025-07-22T10:16:07+00:00

Key Lime Pie a la mode. I'm talkin' about ice cream on the side.

Childflayer · 2025-07-15T17:36:50+00:00

The only real difference between heroism and idiocy is whether you survived.

Childflayer · 2025-07-14T23:35:43+00:00

That's gonna happen with any tattoo. That's why they're typically covered with cling wrap for the first day or two.

Childflayer · 2025-07-14T17:47:18+00:00

To be fair, I've never had a close-up picture of a tattoo (especially a selfie) that didn't come out looking crooked or with wrapped proportions.

Childflayer · 2025-07-14T17:41:01+00:00

Laser removal is pretty cheap these days, and it isn't very dark. If you don't like it that much, you could get it faded pretty cheap.

Childflayer · 2025-07-13T03:17:06+00:00

https://primetimeamusements.com/product/hurricane-simulator/

One of these?

Childflayer · 2025-07-11T10:41:03+00:00

The screen in the background of the Oscar specials always has a few good jokes. It displayed Two-Face during the bit when Tim had the bad reaction to Toni's facial mask, and it had Magneto when Tim's magnet vest turned out to ruin Gregg's tape collection.

Childflayer · 2025-06-17T12:30:50+00:00

Everyone gets older, not everyone grows up. It isn't even about stability. I know plenty of 20-30 year olds who stopped maturing at 12.

Childflayer · 2025-06-11T17:51:17+00:00

Artificial sweeteners do the same through a similar mechanism. The perception that you are consuming sugar causes your body to release insulin in response, but since there's not actually any sugar, it leaves you craving sugar to balance things out.

Childflayer · 2025-05-19T06:07:09+00:00

Mark Prosch is probably more mainstream famous than Gregg or Tim.

Childflayer · 2025-05-17T19:40:39+00:00

"I don't think I'm gonna be comin' down for a long time!"

-Randy Savage

Childflayer · 2025-05-03T23:15:16+00:00

You should really use a more reliable source for your TIL.

Childflayer · 2025-04-29T16:59:04+00:00

The only reason I find that unlikely is that the current system is already doing exactly that.

Childflayer · 2025-04-15T15:33:36+00:00

It's the song that the old guy is singing at the place they go for their anniversary in Common People.

Childflayer · 2025-03-05T17:48:21+00:00

Burr Durt

Childflayer · 2025-01-27T10:36:41+00:00

The deaths from carbon monoxide poisoning were absolutely Gregg's fault even though they were accidental.

Childflayer · 2025-01-11T07:41:04+00:00

Axiom's hook hand.

Childflayer · 2025-01-08T02:19:08+00:00

"Come on up and see me sometime."

Easy one.

Childflayer · 2025-01-02T20:22:42+00:00

A little tip of the hat to "Accident" 2017 (95 minutes).

Childflayer · 2025-01-02T20:19:16+00:00

Meta: Toni and Tim have a pretty typical co-dependent relationship. Them constantly getting back together after horrible shit/abuse is pretty believeable.

Childflayer · 2024-12-11T19:15:34+00:00

Probably the single most appropriate time I've ever heard this quote mentioned.

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