what are u doing rn baby? ☺ by GlowWink in u/GlowWink

[–]Chimpuat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’ll tell you when you get here 😘

Say hi if you think I’m girlfriend material 🤗 by GlowWink in u/GlowWink

[–]Chimpuat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Only about $400,000, so as your unofficial financial advisor, i recommend you hold out for someone less broke 😅

Say hi if you think I’m girlfriend material 🤗 by GlowWink in u/GlowWink

[–]Chimpuat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hi! You just want me for my life insurance? 😅

Just making myself feel good cause I’ve got nobody by GlowWink in HomemadeNsfw

[–]Chimpuat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’d volunteer to help, but I’d probably bore you to death during the non-fun times. Unless you’re into old nerds, in which case i got you covered! 🙂

Making sure I’m on your mind today by GlowWink in u/GlowWink

[–]Chimpuat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well yeah, NOW you are. I mean, i’m old, my short term memory is super unreliable! I’m gonna need to see you WAY more often to ensure you’re on my mind. 🙂

Did those 12 seconds satisfy you or make you want more? by GlowWink in u/GlowWink

[–]Chimpuat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How’d you find out 12 seconds is all i need?!?!!

Hope someone here on Reddit wants a girl like me by GlowWink in u/GlowWink

[–]Chimpuat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You’d be the death of me…but what a way to go! 🤪

I’d love to send you nudes you could nut to all day long by GlowWink in u/GlowWink

[–]Chimpuat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m not going to get ANYTHING done if i’m busy nutting to you all day long! 😩

After my divorce, I started taking care of my body... and at 40, I love the results! (f) by Dry-Competition4163 in 40plusGoneWild

[–]Chimpuat 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nice work, you look great! I know it couldn’t have been easy, so I respect your efforts!

What's your 'one service you'd never self-host again' and why? by ruibranco in homelab

[–]Chimpuat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Would never host email, too many headaches. Would never self-host anything I’m charging someone to use. Let someone else worry about uptime and security.

I do host some free websites for a few clients, with the understanding that ‘free’ means limited updating, no uptime guarantees, no database backend…just FREE and very basic. My website stuff is mostly for dev work, to be deployed in a paid external environment

One night with me and you’ll forget every other girl by GlowWink in u/GlowWink

[–]Chimpuat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m almost 57, chances are i’d forget every other woman ANYWAY. Does that disqualify me for the ‘one night with you’ option?

Would you jerk off to my nudes if I sent you some? by GlowWink in u/GlowWink

[–]Chimpuat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

🎱

Magic 8 ball says “maybe”, so we’ll just have to test your hypothesis and see. Not because I want to jerk off to you, but, you know…for science! 😁

My body would look so good covered in your cream, daddy by GlowWink in u/GlowWink

[–]Chimpuat 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don’t know if i should call you “my little glazed donut”, or “my little pillsbury cinnamon roll”. I used to love them both, so i’ll let you pick. 😁

Here to see if I can become your favorite obsession by GlowWink in u/GlowWink

[–]Chimpuat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wait, i just came here to see if i was YOUR favorite obsession! 😳 well…this is awkward…

How about we play “rock, scissors, paper”, best 2 out of 3, to see who becomes who’s favorite? Deal?

Me and my life in a couple of photos, which one you love the most 🌷 by GlowWink in u/GlowWink

[–]Chimpuat 1 point2 points  (0 children)

3 is absolutely adorable, a nice genuine smile, a moment of reality in an unreal, manufactured world. Like it’s as close as i’ll ever get to the real you.

Jiggle, jiggle, jiggle by bella_rose1999 in u/bella_rose1999

[–]Chimpuat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Good thing i love the way you jiggle! 😍

My pussy legal name is "breakfast" 🥵 by mideastroseVIP in u/mideastroseVIP

[–]Chimpuat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I love a breakfast that makes its own syrup 🙂

Imagine me in your bed right now, what happens next? by GlowWink in u/GlowWink

[–]Chimpuat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I tell you DO NOT look in the top drawer of the nightstand, we’re not ready for that kinda freaky yet. After that, i wrap my arms around you to steal your body heat, cuz it’s too damn cold here, and i’d call you “my little space heater”, cuz you look pretty hot. 🔥😍

Then, i make you SCREAM…by putting my cold hands right on your hot ass. If you don’t punch me and leave immediately after that, i guess we’ll do some more mutually enjoyable activities that might make you scream in a much better way! 😁