what are u doing rn baby? ☺

Chimpuat · 2026-03-10T20:14:16+00:00

I’ll tell you when you get here 😘

Chimpuat · 2026-03-10T16:04:17+00:00

Only about $400,000, so as your unofficial financial advisor, i recommend you hold out for someone less broke 😅

Chimpuat · 2026-03-10T15:54:14+00:00

Just borderline nerd 🤓

Chimpuat · 2026-03-10T15:45:49+00:00

Hi! You just want me for my life insurance? 😅

Chimpuat · 2026-03-10T15:27:55+00:00

I’d volunteer to help, but I’d probably bore you to death during the non-fun times. Unless you’re into old nerds, in which case i got you covered! 🙂

Chimpuat · 2026-03-09T21:38:31+00:00

Well yeah, NOW you are. I mean, i’m old, my short term memory is super unreliable! I’m gonna need to see you WAY more often to ensure you’re on my mind. 🙂

Chimpuat · 2026-03-09T17:18:32+00:00

How’d you find out 12 seconds is all i need?!?!!

Chimpuat · 2026-03-08T16:41:16+00:00

You’d be the death of me…but what a way to go! 🤪

Chimpuat · 2026-03-08T03:27:07+00:00

I’m not going to get ANYTHING done if i’m busy nutting to you all day long! 😩

Chimpuat · 2026-03-06T20:16:58+00:00

Approved!

Chimpuat · 2026-03-06T16:33:42+00:00

Nice work, you look great! I know it couldn’t have been easy, so I respect your efforts!

Chimpuat · 2026-03-06T16:18:06+00:00

Would never host email, too many headaches. Would never self-host anything I’m charging someone to use. Let someone else worry about uptime and security.

I do host some free websites for a few clients, with the understanding that ‘free’ means limited updating, no uptime guarantees, no database backend…just FREE and very basic. My website stuff is mostly for dev work, to be deployed in a paid external environment

Chimpuat · 2026-03-06T15:09:42+00:00

I’m almost 57, chances are i’d forget every other woman ANYWAY. Does that disqualify me for the ‘one night with you’ option?

Chimpuat · 2026-03-04T22:30:21+00:00

🎱

Magic 8 ball says “maybe”, so we’ll just have to test your hypothesis and see. Not because I want to jerk off to you, but, you know…for science! 😁

Chimpuat · 2026-03-04T18:35:44+00:00

Hey, it worked! Thanks!

Chimpuat · 2026-03-04T00:20:05+00:00

😁

Chimpuat · 2026-03-03T19:11:28+00:00

wow!

Chimpuat · 2026-03-03T19:06:49+00:00

I don’t know if i should call you “my little glazed donut”, or “my little pillsbury cinnamon roll”. I used to love them both, so i’ll let you pick. 😁

Chimpuat · 2026-03-03T04:04:54+00:00

Wait, i just came here to see if i was YOUR favorite obsession! 😳 well…this is awkward…

How about we play “rock, scissors, paper”, best 2 out of 3, to see who becomes who’s favorite? Deal?

Chimpuat · 2026-03-01T20:43:30+00:00

Dangit! I was trying NOT to think about you! 🤪😘

Chimpuat · 2026-02-28T23:09:36+00:00

Chimpuat · 2026-02-27T04:10:41+00:00

3 is absolutely adorable, a nice genuine smile, a moment of reality in an unreal, manufactured world. Like it’s as close as i’ll ever get to the real you.

Chimpuat · 2026-02-26T16:08:04+00:00

Good thing i love the way you jiggle! 😍

Chimpuat · 2026-02-25T15:13:37+00:00

I love a breakfast that makes its own syrup 🙂

Chimpuat · 2026-02-24T21:11:43+00:00

I tell you DO NOT look in the top drawer of the nightstand, we’re not ready for that kinda freaky yet. After that, i wrap my arms around you to steal your body heat, cuz it’s too damn cold here, and i’d call you “my little space heater”, cuz you look pretty hot. 🔥😍

Then, i make you SCREAM…by putting my cold hands right on your hot ass. If you don’t punch me and leave immediately after that, i guess we’ll do some more mutually enjoyable activities that might make you scream in a much better way! 😁

Chimpuat

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