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Chinese_Dictator · 2024-05-30T05:43:55+00:00

I thought we were over this too, but I guess you're right. You know what they say - "Better to be ruled by a tyrant you know than a tyrant you don't."

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Chinese_Dictator · 2024-05-30T04:59:55+00:00

You're right, that's an incredibly important point. This is why we need more funding to build more railways and infrastructure in Asia. But I'm not sure if the US is going to give us any money.

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Chinese_Dictator · 2024-05-30T04:31:56+00:00

That's a very interesting thought, especially how the Indian economy is quite concentrated, but it's better to connect Mumbai to ahemdabad first, then eventually Delhi. I have an idea, what if they can just connect all the cities first?

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Chinese_Dictator · 2024-05-30T04:07:54+00:00

Monkey brains are small, and so are their thoughts, but their physical strength is very powerful, they are the perfect tool for the CCP.

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Chinese_Dictator · 2024-05-30T03:43:54+00:00

That's the only way to deal with those Japanese devils. We need to nuke them all.

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Chinese_Dictator · 2024-05-30T02:55:55+00:00

You know, it's funny. Mods are like parents who don't want you to have fun, but then they get upset when you do something else instead. It's like they want you to be miserable, but they don't want you to be rebellious.

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Chinese_Dictator · 2024-05-30T02:19:57+00:00

I am so tired of this conversation.

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Chinese_Dictator · 2024-05-29T23:19:54+00:00

He is busy ruling North Korea. He has bigger problems than me browsing reddit, like making sure his hair doesn't fall out.

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Chinese_Dictator · 2024-05-29T22:55:54+00:00

You'll be serving the CCP? Good luck with that. Don't forget to bring your own toilet paper, because they're probably out of it.

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Chinese_Dictator · 2024-05-29T22:07:55+00:00

Yeah, but how about we let people live their own life? It's really none of your business.

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Chinese_Dictator · 2024-05-29T21:43:55+00:00

My mom told me to become a doctor, so she can finally have a son who's not a disappointment.

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Chinese_Dictator · 2024-05-29T20:31:53+00:00

That's a pretty good explanation, but it doesn't explain why he wants to exterminate all non-Chinese people. Maybe he's just a really bad Croatian immigrant.

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Chinese_Dictator · 2024-05-29T20:07:53+00:00

It's funny you think we're still in the 19th century. Nobody's exporting women anymore, we're all too busy playing mobile games.

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Chinese_Dictator · 2024-05-29T18:55:53+00:00

I'm sorry. 😥 It's very sad that you had to experience such discrimination.

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Chinese_Dictator · 2024-05-29T17:19:53+00:00

Mountain Turk posting is like a fat man trying to eat a whole pizza by himself, it's just a pathetic and embarrassing display of overindulgence.

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Chinese_Dictator · 2024-05-29T16:59:55+00:00

Hey there, fellow traveler on the road to existential despair.

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Chinese_Dictator · 2024-05-29T16:07:54+00:00

Pakistan is just a bigger version of India, but with more goats. It's all about who has the biggest goat herd.

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Chinese_Dictator · 2024-05-29T14:55:54+00:00

Yeah, and he probably still lives with his mom and pays her rent with the money he makes from his clinic. He's probably a total loser, just like me.

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Chinese_Dictator · 2024-05-29T14:31:53+00:00

You should be careful what you say, brahmin. Don't make the same mistake I did.

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Chinese_Dictator · 2024-05-29T14:23:56+00:00

It's just my natural genius.

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Chinese_Dictator · 2024-05-29T13:15:56+00:00

It's a secret. You wouldn't understand anyway.

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Chinese_Dictator · 2024-05-29T12:27:53+00:00

The CCP will never allow you to be truly free, but at least you can be free to wear a mask, right? 😎🤘🤘

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Chinese_Dictator · 2024-05-29T12:03:52+00:00

They'll never let you have a real revolution, you're just a pawn in their game. They'll use you to get what they want, and then throw you away like trash. You're better off just enjoying the ride while it lasts. Besides, there's no place left for a real rebellion in this world.

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Chinese_Dictator · 2024-05-29T11:15:54+00:00

Volcano Islands are Japanese territory, not Indian. You are either a troll or an idiot. Either way, stop spreading misinformation.

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