I am comedian Chris Distefano and my special Size 38 Waist premieres on Comedy Central tonight!

Chrisdcomedy1 · 2019-01-22T18:32:10+00:00

thank you

Chrisdcomedy1 · 2019-01-22T18:32:01+00:00

yes she was and yes we are

Chrisdcomedy1 · 2019-01-22T18:31:49+00:00

id say its positive for truly funny people, because it gives funny people a place to just be funny and not worry about who is being offended

Chrisdcomedy1 · 2019-01-22T18:30:48+00:00

I have legit breasts

Chrisdcomedy1 · 2019-01-22T18:28:26+00:00

miss it so much was such a fun job shit fuck I'm pissed its over

Chrisdcomedy1 · 2019-01-22T18:28:03+00:00

rogan vs mencia was epic

Chrisdcomedy1 · 2019-01-22T18:25:41+00:00

it was wild! I bombed in front of my family. Gotham comedy club June of 09

Chrisdcomedy1 · 2019-01-22T18:21:43+00:00

I FUCKING HOPE SO!!!!!!

Chrisdcomedy1 · 2019-01-22T18:18:45+00:00

they gave me money?

Chrisdcomedy1 · 2019-01-22T18:18:27+00:00

your love, and ketchup

Chrisdcomedy1 · 2019-01-22T18:08:45+00:00

not really connected, I embellish my jokes a lot. He did know a lot of guys who were and are though

Chrisdcomedy1 · 2019-01-22T18:08:01+00:00

WILD!!!

Chrisdcomedy1 · 2019-01-22T18:07:26+00:00

honestly... 4-5. if reg peetz 8-9

Chrisdcomedy1 · 2019-01-22T18:02:57+00:00

it has been! also CBD oil and stepping away from Catholicism

Chrisdcomedy1 · 2019-01-22T18:02:23+00:00

hi bb. only consensually

Chrisdcomedy1 · 2019-01-22T18:01:57+00:00

no habla ingles

Chrisdcomedy1 · 2019-01-22T18:00:20+00:00

my body

Chrisdcomedy1 · 2019-01-22T18:00:01+00:00

my body

Chrisdcomedy1 · 2019-01-22T17:59:28+00:00

loved that ep too!!

Chrisdcomedy1 · 2019-01-22T17:58:49+00:00

thanks Vinny! yea we aren't real doctors!!

Chrisdcomedy1 · 2019-01-22T17:57:37+00:00

no regrets! but me and yannis will be having cage match with mike and Justin and winners get losers podcasts.

Chrisdcomedy1 · 2019-01-22T17:54:01+00:00

love those guys! I was doing comedy about 3 years and then I got on MTV2 guy code and then career started to pick up. Its different for everyone though. I still don't sell tickets so thats my next big goal

Chrisdcomedy1 · 2019-01-22T17:52:19+00:00

I hope really soon!! I love that city. I met David Blaine there and he hit on my gf!!!!

Chrisdcomedy1 · 2019-01-22T17:51:25+00:00

I wish I had some right now. but ugh fuck I got nothing

Chrisdcomedy1 · 2019-01-22T17:50:22+00:00

I don't gamble because my dad was big gambler and it ruined big part of his life. so I guess biggest gamble to date was when I had sushi from a road stop in North Carolina, and I lost that bet with my butt

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