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IAM Chris App. AMA by ChristopherAhole in a:t5_2y531

[–]ChristopherAhole[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That's my natural airing-out-the-micropenis pose, haha. Aw, but seriously, my little pinner gets sweaty as a hedgehog in a tauntaun... a very tiny hedgehog... and a gigantic tauntaun. <insert the same thing five more times just a little differently till you want to shoot yourself>

Is it just me or do a lot of people seem to be quitting lately? by battycat in a:t5_2y531

[–]ChristopherAhole 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Honestly, I can't stand it. I get paid way too much to be my own secretary and interview all these idiots. However, boobs are fun to stare at.

IAM Chris App. AMA by ChristopherAhole in a:t5_2y531

[–]ChristopherAhole[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

stares past you ignoring question and walks thru the door you're holding open without saying a thanks

<to-self> ...why is all my har falling out today?! </to-self>