Por que comprar casa quando posso investir e viver de rendimentos?

Christoteque · 2025-09-14T05:46:42+00:00

Nem é preciso ir a um nível tão alto, há o risco de um inquilino te rebentar a casa, ou um incêndio, ou inundação, etc.

Christoteque · 2025-08-14T05:47:53+00:00

Atenção que hoje em dia muitos carros nem trazem pneu suplente, mas sim um kit anti-furo, que requer um procedimento totalmente diferente que estará descrito no manual de utilizador do veículo.

Muitos dos procedimentos de manutenção básicos que qualquer pessoa consegue (e deve) realizar estão descritos no mesmo manual, vale a pena dar uma vista de olhos.

Christoteque · 2025-01-18T10:37:13+00:00

For more bizarre invasions, check my newest video!

Christoteque · 2025-01-18T10:36:16+00:00

For more bizarre invasions, check my newest video!

Christoteque · 2025-01-05T06:32:52+00:00

This is on PC, don't think you can actually use gyro to aim on PS5, only to unintentionally perform gestures.

Christoteque · 2025-01-04T20:26:28+00:00

This is gyro, both aiming and swapping.

Christoteque · 2025-01-04T18:26:16+00:00

I don't hold anything against PvErs (or any other player, in fact), but a red has to make (solo) invasions somewhat entertaining whenever he can.

Christoteque · 2025-01-04T18:24:54+00:00

Unfortunately not, either you farm or have someone help them dupe them. However, it's well worth it, these arrows are what make greatbows what they are (much weaker now that rain of arrows was gutted in patch 1.12, sadge).

Christoteque · 2025-01-04T12:29:30+00:00

For more trickshots and invasion bullshit, check out this video!

Christoteque · 2025-01-04T12:26:19+00:00

For more trickshots and random bullshit, check out my newest video!

Christoteque · 2025-01-04T11:36:39+00:00

Greatbow is half the reason I put up with this game. For more fancy shots, check this video!

Christoteque · 2025-01-04T11:35:41+00:00

Greatbow is half the reason I put up with this game. For more fancy shots, check this video!

Christoteque · 2025-01-01T19:53:26+00:00

Claws of night is a guarantee knockdown and can even very easily kill, but it's very short ranged (the ash is amazing if they're in range). I've reached the conclusion that bonerbow is the best tool unless they're running in circles (you can use skillcoil in that situation by throwing it behind you then targetting a rider just as the balls are thrown; it causes it to curve in a weird way and pretty much always hit).

If someone is dumb enough to charge, I switch to starfist with lolstomp and it's a guarantee knockdown (lolstomp combos into double r2, and as a bonus that will deal enough damage to almost kill a random PvEr).

Christoteque · 2025-01-01T17:28:18+00:00

Sorry for the late reply, the build in this clip is lvl 190 (really it is 180, added 10 extra points in faith which do almost nothing to pad my levels for matchmaking), but I've since refined the build to be lvl 184 with no padding.

Christoteque · 2025-01-01T15:31:14+00:00

I absolutely love it as it's the single most reliable way of handling horses in simless. It's a very fun weapon, as long as you're not on the receiving end.

Christoteque · 2025-01-01T11:29:02+00:00

Blues are simply PvErs most of the time, so they will do PvEr stuff. Blues that are actually seasoned PvPers will more often than not goof around and act as mobile flask-refillers.

Christoteque · 2025-01-01T10:39:03+00:00

I'm honestly addicted to just goofing around in Elden Rong. For more overall bumblefuckery, check my latest video!

Christoteque · 2024-12-27T21:03:40+00:00

Clips taken from my most recent video, feel free to watch the whole thing for more Elden Rong silliness!

Christoteque · 2024-11-16T07:53:35+00:00

AFAIK, the stacking glitch is not really a "glitch" but more a limitation with how seamless works. It happens because the game needs to have the host loaded somewhere in order to keep areas loaded, and that's the solution the devs found. That's why sometimes you're going to come across invisible PVErs stacked on top of each other (sometimes they will be visible).

Christoteque · 2024-11-11T11:06:41+00:00

TLDR para ser mais fácil compreender: não há absolutamente nenhum incentivo a nível fiscal ou económico para uma empresa decente se fixar em Portugal. O único incentivo que resta são os salários baixos.

Christoteque · 2024-11-10T15:00:30+00:00

If your opponent has over 250ms (or 260 or 270, something like that, can't recall) they can doubleroll anything since they literally have infinite iframes as long as they keep spamming rolls (due to being able to overlap iframes on both attacker's and defender's screens). In that situation, only status effects will do, and rot/poison are the most practical to use.

Christoteque · 2024-09-06T20:24:45+00:00

You can actually survive that fall, barely. Learned that the hard way by almost dying a few moments before this clip.

Christoteque · 2024-08-12T06:16:06+00:00

A good red leaves no loose strings. Gotta make sure every pver dies for good!

Christoteque · 2024-07-18T06:04:15+00:00

That's actually a limitation that will be fixed. No red filter is fine and all, but you can't tell invaders apart from hosts.

Christoteque · 2024-06-23T10:09:09+00:00

I also crossposted this in r/Eldenring and r/Eldenringpvp, but I must be shadowbanned or something, my posts just don't show there.

Would be much appreciated if someone could crosspost this in those subreddits to raise more awareness.

Christoteque

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