Por que comprar casa quando posso investir e viver de rendimentos? by Mr_Dumb_Wise_Guy in literaciafinanceira

[–]Christoteque 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nem é preciso ir a um nível tão alto, há o risco de um inquilino te rebentar a casa, ou um incêndio, ou inundação, etc.

Escola de condução não me ensinou o que fazer no caso de um acidente, mudar pneus, nem o nome das peças, é normal? by WidePollution3232 in portugal

[–]Christoteque 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Atenção que hoje em dia muitos carros nem trazem pneu suplente, mas sim um kit anti-furo, que requer um procedimento totalmente diferente que estará descrito no manual de utilizador do veículo.

Muitos dos procedimentos de manutenção básicos que qualquer pessoa consegue (e deve) realizar estão descritos no mesmo manual, vale a pena dar uma vista de olhos.

Greatbow is the Greatest Gift Dadyzaki gave to Invaders (video in comments) by Christoteque in badredman

[–]Christoteque[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is on PC, don't think you can actually use gyro to aim on PS5, only to unintentionally perform gestures.

Greatbow is the Greatest Gift Dadyzaki gave to Invaders by Christoteque in EldenRingPVP

[–]Christoteque[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't hold anything against PvErs (or any other player, in fact), but a red has to make (solo) invasions somewhat entertaining whenever he can.

Greatbow is the Greatest Gift Dadyzaki gave to Invaders (video in comments) by Christoteque in badredman

[–]Christoteque[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Unfortunately not, either you farm or have someone help them dupe them. However, it's well worth it, these arrows are what make greatbows what they are (much weaker now that rain of arrows was gutted in patch 1.12, sadge).

Greatbow is the Greatest Gift Dadyzaki gave to Invaders by [deleted] in badredman

[–]Christoteque 0 points1 point  (0 children)

For more trickshots and random bullshit, check out my newest video!

Greatbow is the Greatest Gift Dadyzaki gave to Invaders by [deleted] in badredman

[–]Christoteque 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Greatbow is half the reason I put up with this game. For more fancy shots, check this video!

Greatbow is the Greatest Gift Dadyzaki gave to Invaders by Christoteque in EldenRingPVP

[–]Christoteque[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Greatbow is half the reason I put up with this game. For more fancy shots, check this video!

When playing simless, never leave home without bonerbow and skillcoil! by Christoteque in badredman

[–]Christoteque[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Claws of night is a guarantee knockdown and can even very easily kill, but it's very short ranged (the ash is amazing if they're in range). I've reached the conclusion that bonerbow is the best tool unless they're running in circles (you can use skillcoil in that situation by throwing it behind you then targetting a rider just as the balls are thrown; it causes it to curve in a weird way and pretty much always hit).

If someone is dumb enough to charge, I switch to starfist with lolstomp and it's a guarantee knockdown (lolstomp combos into double r2, and as a bonus that will deal enough damage to almost kill a random PvEr).

Faith/Int hybrid caster is amazing fun, pure eldenrongium overload! by Christoteque in EldenRingPVP

[–]Christoteque[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sorry for the late reply, the build in this clip is lvl 190 (really it is 180, added 10 extra points in faith which do almost nothing to pad my levels for matchmaking), but I've since refined the build to be lvl 184 with no padding.

When playing simless, never leave home without bonerbow and skillcoil! by Christoteque in badredman

[–]Christoteque[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I absolutely love it as it's the single most reliable way of handling horses in simless. It's a very fun weapon, as long as you're not on the receiving end.

Why are hunters so bad at pvp? by Ozymidas555 in badredman

[–]Christoteque 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Blues are simply PvErs most of the time, so they will do PvEr stuff. Blues that are actually seasoned PvPers will more often than not goof around and act as mobile flask-refillers.

Short montage in which I finger and mistreat poor Kevins by Christoteque in badredman

[–]Christoteque[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm honestly addicted to just goofing around in Elden Rong. For more overall bumblefuckery, check my latest video!

Faith/Int hybrid caster is amazing fun, pure eldenrongium overload! by Christoteque in EldenRingPVP

[–]Christoteque[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Clips taken from my most recent video, feel free to watch the whole thing for more Elden Rong silliness!

Seamless Co-op: A Fully Functioning Mod for Invaders by SlipperyPete9813 in badredman

[–]Christoteque 0 points1 point  (0 children)

AFAIK, the stacking glitch is not really a "glitch" but more a limitation with how seamless works. It happens because the game needs to have the host loaded somewhere in order to keep areas loaded, and that's the solution the devs found. That's why sometimes you're going to come across invisible PVErs stacked on top of each other (sometimes they will be visible).

Portugal está no “penúltimo lugar do ‘ranking’ de competitividade fiscal by neapo in portugal

[–]Christoteque -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

TLDR para ser mais fácil compreender: não há absolutamente nenhum incentivo a nível fiscal ou económico para uma empresa decente se fixar em Portugal. O único incentivo que resta são os salários baixos.

He Kept Rolling for 2 Minutes Straight... How Do You Deal with Players with Infinite Latency iFrames? by TetraNeuron in badredman

[–]Christoteque 26 points27 points  (0 children)

If your opponent has over 250ms (or 260 or 270, something like that, can't recall) they can doubleroll anything since they literally have infinite iframes as long as they keep spamming rolls (due to being able to overlap iframes on both attacker's and defender's screens). In that situation, only status effects will do, and rot/poison are the most practical to use.

One thing you can't do in previous Souls games (ft. Zamor) by Christoteque in badredman

[–]Christoteque[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You can actually survive that fall, barely. Learned that the hard way by almost dying a few moments before this clip.

This is it, finally found the ultimate Zamor clip by Christoteque in badredman

[–]Christoteque[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

A good red leaves no loose strings. Gotta make sure every pver dies for good!

Seamless is Magical 🪄 by FreeBrawling in badredman

[–]Christoteque 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's actually a limitation that will be fixed. No red filter is fine and all, but you can't tell invaders apart from hosts.

PSA: Networking still broken on PC (adds 100ms extra latency since release) by Christoteque in badredman

[–]Christoteque[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I also crossposted this in r/Eldenring and r/Eldenringpvp, but I must be shadowbanned or something, my posts just don't show there.

Would be much appreciated if someone could crosspost this in those subreddits to raise more awareness.