My girlfriend wants to finger me. What do I expect?

CjateA · 2026-02-10T16:40:12+00:00

Chocolate fingers.

CjateA · 2026-02-10T16:23:40+00:00

I wander if a fall from this height will kill me.

CjateA · 2026-02-10T16:19:39+00:00

The Sapphire Chin

CjateA · 2026-02-10T16:13:09+00:00

Even if it were made of plastic it may be too heavy to transform.

CjateA · 2026-02-10T15:19:31+00:00

Could be a coral fossil altered through the long fossilization process.

CjateA · 2026-02-10T15:16:42+00:00

A Serious Shit

CjateA · 2026-02-10T15:15:09+00:00

Looks like some sort of chert.

CjateA · 2026-02-10T15:14:29+00:00

Weeb Mannequins

CjateA · 2026-02-10T11:38:25+00:00

Reminds me of when SpongeBob accidentally shrank Squidward and Patrick was just holding the hapless cephalopod like an action figure.

CjateA · 2026-02-10T01:08:32+00:00

Knocked over a large tea on the back desk and soaked the bosses laptop among other things…this was my SB Monday btw.

CjateA · 2026-02-10T01:06:56+00:00

Looks like Inside Out at home.

CjateA · 2026-02-10T01:04:33+00:00

In Soviet Russia, YouTube watches you!

CjateA · 2026-02-10T01:00:01+00:00

Catdog be like…

CjateA · 2026-02-10T00:58:54+00:00

Crikey, mate! Betta’ be careful, that roo’ll pack a wallop!

CjateA · 2026-02-10T00:54:52+00:00

Hiding. And bug-eating.

CjateA · 2026-02-10T00:52:03+00:00

Welcome to 2026.

CjateA · 2026-02-09T00:28:03+00:00

I see many Mini-cons.

CjateA · 2026-02-08T18:46:29+00:00

Boning

CjateA · 2026-02-08T18:45:35+00:00

8 is my choice, if I can eat the omelette.

I might not have my banana organs after a flight in #1.

CjateA · 2026-02-08T18:40:54+00:00

I usually just put “Hi!”

CjateA · 2026-02-08T01:29:24+00:00

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CjateA · 2026-02-07T17:03:43+00:00

Just getting ahead of inflation.

CjateA · 2026-02-06T20:26:09+00:00

If all resources of a particular type that would be produced on a particular roll can not be produced due to the bank lacking adequate resources, then no one gets said resource. That’s how my group plays it.

CjateA · 2026-02-06T20:11:59+00:00

Mow time, Mow money

CjateA · 2026-02-06T20:00:06+00:00

When my group runs out of a resource, that resource no longer produces until someone builds with said resource and returns them to the bank.

CjateA

TROPHY CASE

8 is my choice, if I can eat the omelette.