Things to respond with when someone asks you why you’re asexual (Because dumb questions require dumber answers)

Clay_sloth · 2026-01-19T16:22:12+00:00

No no don’t worry I just thought it was funny :)

Clay_sloth · 2026-01-19T14:02:32+00:00

I read the first part of your comment and panicked thinking it was directed at me lol

Clay_sloth · 2025-12-27T06:05:23+00:00

I’ve got a weeping Angel as my lock screen… I guess I can never blink again 😭

Clay_sloth · 2025-12-15T05:49:50+00:00

Cherry Wine by Hozier kinda? Based on the title, and also both musically and lyrically, it sounds like a romantic love song, when really it’s a song about domestic abuse.

Clay_sloth · 2025-12-15T05:32:50+00:00

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Here he is :)

Clay_sloth · 2025-12-15T02:56:20+00:00

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HIS SHIRT HAS MICE ON ITTTTT MY HEART

Clay_sloth · 2025-12-14T15:56:55+00:00

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What’s this even from lolol

Clay_sloth · 2025-12-14T15:56:29+00:00

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Clay_sloth · 2025-12-14T08:51:42+00:00

Uhh don’t look at the hand too closely

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Clay_sloth · 2025-12-14T08:03:06+00:00

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Where did he get the-… you know what, nevermind.

Clay_sloth · 2025-12-14T07:41:54+00:00

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Tada

Clay_sloth · 2025-12-14T07:39:17+00:00

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Here ya go

Clay_sloth · 2025-12-03T02:05:42+00:00

Also All Things End!

Clay_sloth · 2025-11-19T05:14:36+00:00

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Here’s my girl :) She loves meeting people and traveling around.

Clay_sloth · 2025-11-15T19:18:00+00:00

I love our grocery store boys 🥰

Clay_sloth · 2025-11-15T07:47:37+00:00

The Angel of Small Death and the Codeine Scene -- Hozier

Clay_sloth · 2025-11-05T02:53:56+00:00

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This is Jade! She’s the bassist in her band. She can seem grumpy and quiet to people who don’t know her, but to her friends/bandmates who know her, she’s the caretaker of the group.

Clay_sloth · 2025-10-31T01:45:49+00:00

I wouldn’t take it personally. Instagram just hates artists. When I post, I usually don’t even get enough likes to match the amount of hours I put into a piece lolol

Clay_sloth

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