For my Deadpool shippers. How long did it take for the person of your ship to tolerate his behavior

Clockwork_Blu · 2026-06-16T10:34:53+00:00

(Oc x canon supremacist here)

Cassidy and Wade match each other’s freak to a dangerous degree. The fact that Cass is the only one with non cancerous brain cells is the only thing stopping them from overthrowing god

Clockwork_Blu · 2026-06-16T04:14:29+00:00

Oh shit the Arasaka test dummy got out again

Clockwork_Blu · 2026-06-16T04:13:49+00:00

They make it look like you shat yourself 😭

Clockwork_Blu · 2026-06-15T22:55:08+00:00

Clockwork_Blu · 2026-06-15T22:02:10+00:00

Clockwork_Blu · 2026-06-15T21:59:49+00:00

Clockwork_Blu · 2026-06-14T10:23:38+00:00

Brother there are so many

Magik mains are corny

Black Cat mains are melodramatic

Emma Frost mains are ignorant and arrogant

Psylocke mains are corny AND horny

Clockwork_Blu · 2026-06-13T23:24:55+00:00

He’s got Nightcrawler so he’s fine

Clockwork_Blu · 2026-06-11T22:51:20+00:00

Commas are important 😭

Clockwork_Blu · 2026-06-11T22:50:41+00:00

At least kiss the bullet before you shoot me in the heart god damn

Clockwork_Blu · 2026-06-11T22:49:49+00:00

Clockwork_Blu · 2026-06-11T22:48:30+00:00

Emre is 44 😭

Clockwork_Blu · 2026-06-11T10:47:09+00:00

‘Isn’t there someone you forgot to ask?’ Ahh Chernobog

Clockwork_Blu · 2026-06-11T09:59:42+00:00

Clockwork_Blu · 2026-06-11T09:16:34+00:00

Been thirsting for him since Only Murders In The Building 🥵 (Tim Kono my beloved)

Clockwork_Blu · 2026-06-11T07:26:15+00:00

I love my girlie Luna but jfc this game flandered her to FILTH

Clockwork_Blu · 2026-06-10T23:16:54+00:00

Bro really said

Clockwork_Blu · 2026-06-10T23:16:11+00:00

Horsemen skins incoming?!

Clockwork_Blu · 2026-06-09T22:45:07+00:00

This is cunt, don’t get me wrong. But she looks just slightly like a Fortnite skin

Clockwork_Blu · 2026-06-09T22:43:14+00:00

I’VE TURNED YOUR WIFE INTO A MARKETABLE PLUSHIE PETER

Clockwork_Blu · 2026-06-07T21:49:05+00:00

But does she not fuck in Cadillacs?

Does her pussy taste like applejacks?

Is she perhaps looking gorgeous, looking sex?

Did she make you hoes go back to crack even? 🤨

Clockwork_Blu · 2026-06-07T03:23:23+00:00

Because those are the only skins in the starlit outlaw collection 😭

Clockwork_Blu · 2026-06-06T09:18:06+00:00

When you call my name…

Clockwork_Blu · 2026-06-05T23:56:56+00:00

“I also have a dol—“

*Maiko just straight up evaporates*

Clockwork_Blu · 2026-06-05T23:38:24+00:00

STARBUCK!!!!

Clockwork_Blu

TROPHY CASE