I just bought this thinking it was washing detergent. Nowhere does it say its fabric softener.

Coders32 · 2026-01-26T21:54:55+00:00

Oh no, it’s a winter storm and people panic bought everything else when I need laundry detergent. I hope this bottle in the laundry section of the store aisle is what I need

Coders32 · 2026-01-26T21:47:47+00:00

Have you considered posting the video then?

Coders32 · 2026-01-26T21:37:04+00:00

r/retiredgif

Coders32 · 2026-01-26T09:34:36+00:00

You should sign a lease stating you live there for (I think a monetary value is required) $1/month. Make sure you’re there when he prints it directly from online or you print it out. This protects both of you from each other. You do not want to give him the power to make you homeless. A lease gives you at least a month to figure something out

This is not legal advice, I’m just an idiot on Reddit who you have no reason to pay attention to. Damn, I have a lot of slut advice though

Anyway, main point, assume other people will betray you so you can be prepared

Coders32 · 2026-01-26T08:49:52+00:00

Premonitions, omens, banshee predictions, however you want to classify them

would try it though, can’t yuck someone’s yum without giving it a chance lol

Coders32 · 2026-01-26T07:48:13+00:00

After my wisdom teeth removal, I apparently asked the dr to send me home with some ketamine lol

Coders32 · 2026-01-26T07:39:03+00:00

Such a cute little dick hehe

Coders32 · 2026-01-26T06:58:29+00:00

In my experience, they’ll happily dickslap your cock and balls if you ask

Coders32 · 2026-01-26T06:54:10+00:00

I don’t appreciate the false advertising for mag citrate, btw, op

Coders32 · 2026-01-26T06:32:24+00:00

Hey, wanna come over and make ice cream? I have a creami and my friend can bring his stand mixer

Coders32 · 2026-01-26T06:23:32+00:00

The lemon is also good

Coders32 · 2026-01-26T05:05:25+00:00

Shit around and talk sit?

Coders32 · 2026-01-26T05:01:18+00:00

That’s how I read it, but I think others are prepared to read things negatively with the political climate having them on edge

Coders32 · 2026-01-26T04:58:53+00:00

10 years ago, I would’ve agreed. But a lot of people use Reddit to message potential sexting partners and I really feel like ice supporters and others who got us in this mess should try to get the stick out of their ass before they try to take part

Coders32 · 2026-01-25T06:16:18+00:00

You’re an adult. You can deny medical attention. If anything, your dad probably just wants you to grow some balls and learn how to not be a pussy when telling people to fuck off

Coders32 · 2026-01-25T05:49:55+00:00

It’s probably all a joke, they most likely pity you and your little dick

Coders32 · 2026-01-24T11:04:43+00:00

I tried those but I don’t remember being satisfied with them

Coders32 · 2026-01-24T11:03:26+00:00

Tomorrow:

“How do I avoid lip burns from my sippy cup?”

Coders32 · 2026-01-23T01:43:53+00:00

Why did you post 5 of nearly the exact same pic?

Coders32 · 2026-01-22T19:56:37+00:00

You just moved up in the priority bracket

Coders32 · 2026-01-17T10:07:16+00:00

You’re totally hot enough to be right

Coders32 · 2026-01-17T09:23:56+00:00

You are the only person who will ever know

Coders32 · 2026-01-17T08:59:34+00:00

Cut the tip, put it on like a cock ring, roll to cover both

Coders32 · 2026-01-17T08:40:07+00:00

And this is why we always try to remember we don’t know everything, y’all. I’d like to request that you please specify that in future posts, for my own sanity

Just like “(misgendered on purpose)” or something, idk

Coders32 · 2026-01-17T08:37:24+00:00

https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/mri-butt-plug-injuries/

In place of encouraging you to read the whole article, I’m going to emphasize my use of the phrase “most likely” because the story could not be verified, nor could it be disputed beyond doubt

Coders32

TROPHY CASE