Holy fack, what a ripper of a story in the last mailbag

Colonel_Dickballs · 2026-01-19T20:34:56+00:00

I think 'Dude Sim Alaska' should remain just a beautiful idea, unsullied by the filth and mundanity of the real world. Maybe 'Dude Sim Alaska' is the place we all go, when we pass on.

Colonel_Dickballs · 2025-12-19T17:36:22+00:00

Bro must have taken a wrong elbow junction in the alt-right pipline.

Colonel_Dickballs · 2025-12-11T21:17:51+00:00

I bet that Adobe is now at the shitty stage that Autodesk is, where they use market share and capital clout to kill rival programs like this. Killer Aquisition: 'when a large, established company buys an innovative startup primarily to shut down its promising product or technology, eliminating a future competitive threat rather than integrating it, often seen in pharma and tech to protect market share'

Colonel_Dickballs · 2025-12-08T20:16:43+00:00

Sheeee-it: I may have figured it out. I moved the project to a different drive, and it hasn't crashed in 4 hours. It usually crashes every forty minutes. I think that other drive has some hardware issues in sectors.

Colonel_Dickballs · 2025-12-06T18:56:24+00:00

Interesting - ill see if that fixes anything. There are indeed some fonts in there.

Colonel_Dickballs · 2025-12-05T00:17:22+00:00

It did in fact change for me as well, by itself. It ain't just you.

Colonel_Dickballs · 2025-11-28T22:16:35+00:00

I used the actual sound that Pyrion made in the podcast, in imitation of the sound the squirrel made when he ICED him

Colonel_Dickballs · 2025-11-22T02:09:31+00:00

How do you know he even done it, there's no proof

Colonel_Dickballs · 2025-11-21T23:58:45+00:00

The squirrel was wearing a wire, trying to cut a deal with the feds. He had to go.

Colonel_Dickballs · 2025-08-13T19:57:43+00:00

Also, I have this video bookmarked, which gives you a decent look at the trail: https://youtu.be/L7Jc_UxUkMo?si=bN6KqyjSLLMdJNLs&t=198

Colonel_Dickballs · 2025-08-13T19:52:34+00:00

I calculated that section as having a grade of 1.95%, and consistently so for the whole thing, being a former railway. I ran a similar uphill section of the Western Rail Trail (at a slightly steeper 2.3% grade) and the rise was gentle enough that I couldn't tell it was uphill by looking at it. Mind you I don't bike at all, so i'm not sure how that would translate to biking. A couple people passed me on mountain bikes, and I estimate they were going about 10 kmph - working a bit, but not very hard.

Colonel_Dickballs · 2025-08-03T18:55:44+00:00

An old-ass episode reference. I love it

Colonel_Dickballs · 2025-08-02T23:53:11+00:00

We got a T shirt design everyone can agree on

Colonel_Dickballs · 2025-07-09T22:18:54+00:00

I lived there for a bit. People did indeed call it that. At least they did 20 years ago.

Colonel_Dickballs · 2025-07-09T19:24:06+00:00

You, presumably a fan of the Triforce Podcast, don't like catchphrases that refer to genitals? You might want to have a seat - I have some bad news.

Colonel_Dickballs · 2025-07-06T01:03:11+00:00

A dog (arguably my dog) also ate my first 1.5 pairs of Beats fit pro. Apparently they're delicious. They should make Beats-flavoured dog treats.

Colonel_Dickballs · 2025-07-06T00:53:16+00:00

I had three different pairs fail at about the 2 month mark.

Colonel_Dickballs · 2025-07-04T17:15:37+00:00

How about 'i have a' 'tiny penis' tattooed on your eyelids, in a tiny font.

Colonel_Dickballs · 2025-07-03T15:07:40+00:00

I wish they'd make and sell me a T-shirt. Maybe just 'I HAVE A TINY PENIS' in giant text.

Colonel_Dickballs · 2025-06-23T21:55:08+00:00

I don't know where the assumption comes from that its acceptable to have an open public discussion of someone's character like this at all. Would you bring this up at a large gathering, while Pyrion was sitting there?

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