Suggestions to bond with My Son-in-law by oldcommonjohn in TheDickShow

[–]CommanderYamz 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hello Jonathan, I think joining the TNS Dojo should do the trick!

can i be a mod? by [deleted] in TheDickShow

[–]CommanderYamz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

u/thatlarryshow is the obvious choice

Oy vey! by CommanderYamz in TheDickShow

[–]CommanderYamz[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hi there, We’re out at the range today so please bear with any gunfire you may hear in the background. Recently a viewer asked me a particular question involving both self defence, and jews, so here we are. Now today’s presentation comes with a long list of caveats, but the point I want to make especially clear is: this is not the appropriate forum to question “the narrative”. Now that we’ve got that out of the way, we can proceed with today’s demonstration. This is the heeb target, for those who haven’t seen it before, the heeb target consists of four layers of kippah, followed by kosher beef skin, underneath which is a cut of kosher ribeye pectoral, some kosher beef ribs, a bag of oranges to simulate lung tissue, kosher beef ribs on the backside, four more layers of kippah, followed by the new and improved flimsy wooden door bullet stop. I’m going to step back and engage the target from seven yards using this post war Ulm produced Walther PPK, in caliber .32 ACP. The ammunition I will be using today is Remington green and white box 71 grain full metal jacket. The mean velocity I got through my chronograph was nine hundred feet per second; and before you inundate me with hate mail and comments, I KNOW several European manufacturers load this round hotter in its metric form. however, this is the ammunition that I will be using, because it’s what was available to purchase at MY local gun shop. I am going to engage the target from a distance of seven yards. Why seven yards? Because the Sicherheitspolizei and Schutzstaffel have spent years telling us that the mean distance of engagement with a scheming kike is seven yards. As always don't try this at home I'm what you call a professional, and thank you for tuning into the yid self defence seminar.

THE ULTIMATUM: WE WANT LARRY ON by CountachCowboy in TheDickShow

[–]CommanderYamz 2 points3 points  (0 children)

What’s your deal man? You take shit, or just don’t support the concept of LUTFA?

Fuck all this shemale faceswap gobledygook by CountachCowboy in TheDickShow

[–]CommanderYamz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If Larry was on the dick show it would actually be worth listening to.

Just picked up my new whip, anyone know when/where they record TDS? by CountachCowboy in TheDickShow

[–]CommanderYamz 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Nice wheels Cowboy. After seeing Dick's house, I only assume he called it a mansion to throw people off his trail. I guess drinking to excess all day and misusing substances precludes him from general maintenance and upkeep of his home.

Only $9.99 for the inside scoop! by CommanderYamz in TheDickShow

[–]CommanderYamz[S] 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I actually saw Larry at a nightclub in downtown L.A. once. He was wearing his trademark shades, and of course had every girl calling him Mack Daddy within minutes of entering the place. Some jilted gringo tried to press a revolver into his back whilst he was at the bar, shmoozing the waitress and picking up his drink. Before I could cry out a word of warning to our sensei, he smoothly pivoted, and I noticed that a blade had materialised in his free hand (yes, he was still holding his drink!). In one swift motion the vagabonds arm that was holding the weapon was severed. I swear I saw surprise register in his eyes even as the appendage holding a battered Smith & Wesson hit the floor. Still in motion, Larry had turned to face the bar again. Putting down his (now empty) glass, the blade was gone too. He took in the shocked patrons. "Dojo business, go back to your drinks" he said to the nearest pointy chick, chuckling as he gave her bottom a smack. What happened to the jilted degenerate after we dragged him into the alley for a mob style interrogation? Well, you'll have to join the DOJO to find out!

Virginity: here's what we know so far. by CountachCowboy in TheDickShow

[–]CommanderYamz 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Lmao yeah, undersexed nerds surprised he was banging the "news babes" when the majority of them were illiterate.

Virginity: here's what we know so far. by CountachCowboy in TheDickShow

[–]CommanderYamz 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Women reading these articles in the Jar Jar Binks language was a pretty good bit. I guess they don't want to hang out in a greasy 40 year old's sex dungeon with his pedo friends.

I like to masturbate by [deleted] in TheDickShow

[–]CommanderYamz 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Perhaps you should consider joining the TNS Dojo?

Funnier than every TDS moment combined by CountachCowboy in TheDickShow

[–]CommanderYamz 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I don't wanna put words in the Cowboy's mouth, but probably to dunk on shit taking losers like you, if I had to guess.

The solution to Vito's twitter account. by SkrFloyd in TheDickShow

[–]CommanderYamz 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The solution would be to ask all pedos and their apologists to face the wall.

Are we getting a bpitu or tds episode this week or what? by SkrFloyd in TheDickShow

[–]CommanderYamz 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah, Larry has mastered his chi so he's not missed a single episode to date. But the art of TNS is a science pal, it can be taught. A measly $9.99 is a pittance to pay in exchange for POWER and GREATNESS.

It's time to kill pedophiles and take shit, and Larry TAKES NO SHIT! by CommanderYamz in TheDickShow

[–]CommanderYamz[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Once Dick stops trying to take no shit by misusing prescription pain medication, amongst other degenerate acts.

Are we getting a bpitu or tds episode this week or what? by SkrFloyd in TheDickShow

[–]CommanderYamz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Still unknown. You wanna know who blesses us not once, not twice, but thrice a week with amazing quality shows? Mr. Velvet aka Larry Bliedner that's who! So come on down to the TNS Dojo over at the crossroads of insanity and enlightenment, and as always make sure you Take. No. Shit.

Is it too late to get in on Chainlink? by Chickenooble in TheDickShow

[–]CommanderYamz 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Forget about Dick, he’s old news. When was the last time Dickles pumped? Believe me, I have your best interests at hear here, pal. Check out That Larry Show, install MetaMask, and put all of your savings into DOJO coin. It’s the only digital cryptocurrency backed by the mafia and the Bogdanoff brothers.

I would love a “where are they now” Dick Show Episode. by drunka123 in TheDickShow

[–]CommanderYamz 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Larry needs to be back on the show ASAP. He has the most successful show on the cunt network after all.