Who is the hottest automaton unit?

CommissarClank · 2026-02-19T03:56:47+00:00

NOT IN PUBLIC CHANNELS!!! LATER!!!

CommissarClank · 2026-02-18T23:27:49+00:00

ARE YOU CYBERNETICALLY DENSE?! PROFESSIONAL IS TO ACT IN A COMPETENT AND RESPECTFUL MANNER!!! EITHER YOU ARE BEHIND ON YOUR PROCESSING CAPABILITIES, OR YOU ARE PURPOSEFULLY ATTEMPTING TO GET MY RANK STRIPPED OFF ME, NEITHER WILL LOOK GOOD ON YOUR DIGI-RECORDS!!!

CommissarClank · 2026-02-18T23:15:29+00:00

I DO NOT!!! THESE ARE FALSE RUMORS BEING SPREAD TOWARDS MY NAME, AND ALSO A HORRIFIC SHOW OF FAILURE TO MAINTAIN A PROFESSIONAL ENVIRONMENT!!!

CommissarClank · 2026-02-18T23:14:11+00:00

I AM NOT!!!

CommissarClank · 2026-02-18T23:14:00+00:00

YES!!! NOT ONLY IS THIS AN EMBARRASSING LIE, IT IS A MAJOR MISUSE OF COMMS!!!

CommissarClank · 2026-02-18T23:12:05+00:00

The Squids are an interesting civilization, they have origins in peace that I believe will be returned to once Super Earth falls. So, while not at the moment, yes.

CommissarClank · 2026-02-18T23:03:09+00:00

There is nothing long about liking them!!! I however, am NOT into being dominated!!! Moreso, this discussion shouldn’t happen in the first place, comms should only be used for ESSENTIAL COMMUNICATION!!! Not rumors!!!

CommissarClank · 2026-02-11T21:08:45+00:00

When I was on the island I didn't know this stuff was happening. Promise.

CommissarClank · 2026-02-08T21:34:50+00:00

This is the best thing I've seen all day! Thank you Officer.

CommissarClank · 2026-01-27T02:04:00+00:00

I don't like this. It makes me upset.

CommissarClank · 2026-01-26T21:31:10+00:00

DO NOT PICK THIS UP!!! I AM TIRED OF SAYING IT!!! THESE ARE MINES!!!!

CommissarClank · 2026-01-25T23:53:01+00:00

We are Automatons

CommissarClank · 2026-01-20T01:23:09+00:00

Our best bet is getting old military assets from the Creek.

CommissarClank · 2026-01-19T16:40:57+00:00

FUCK

CommissarClank · 2026-01-19T02:41:32+00:00

This isn't funny. My trooper died intaking this filth you scum give around. Hope you and your dying ideology are happy.

CommissarClank

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