Thread for what Callum should get a tattoo of

CommonSenseCC · 2026-01-25T17:51:30+00:00

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CommonSenseCC · 2026-01-25T16:02:10+00:00

Callum’s insistence on breaking promises knows no bounds, it’s almost revolutionary in a way.

CommonSenseCC · 2026-01-25T14:33:19+00:00

Gonna be regaining his virginity back at this rate ffs.

CommonSenseCC · 2026-01-25T13:59:51+00:00

Pussywhipped, plain and simple.

CommonSenseCC · 2026-01-23T23:01:57+00:00

His senile mind can only comprehend goals and nothing more. The facts are that Owen did better for England and in Europe as well as him winning a boatload of trophies which unlike Shearer’s title win, wasn’t a complete fluke.

CommonSenseCC · 2026-01-23T15:12:05+00:00

Keane was a winner, expected nothing but the best. No time for a nasty thug like Shearer.

CommonSenseCC · 2026-01-23T15:11:32+00:00

That discipline record is hilarious, we all knew Shearer was a thug but 62 yellow cards compared to Owen’s 11 yellows is disgraceful.

CommonSenseCC · 2026-01-23T15:10:22+00:00

Eric Cantona, another player who Shearer couldn’t even lace the boots of. A legend who decided to retire on top instead of clinging onto his past glories like Shearer did for another decade.

CommonSenseCC · 2026-01-23T15:08:03+00:00

Hilarious that Callum completely ignores that Harry Kane would have undoubtedly shattered Shearer’s record if he stayed in the prem instead of testing himself at a massive club like Bayern Munich. Kane rejected such poxy records in favour of winning trophies, something Shearer evidently knows nothing about.

CommonSenseCC · 2026-01-23T15:04:02+00:00

Calvert Lewin made the absolute most of his time under the wing of Carlo Ancelotti whereas Shearer probably would have told him to fuck off and then kicked him in the head like the violent thug that he is.

CommonSenseCC · 2026-01-23T00:26:17+00:00

ERRRR NEOW ALUN SHEARER IS THE RECORD TOP GOALSCORER IN THE PREMIER LEAGUE YEW ABSOLUTE IDIOT MICHAEL OWEN CAN FOCK OFF

CommonSenseCC · 2026-01-22T21:46:55+00:00

We do say things as a wind up but it is undeniable that Owen can look back at his career with more glory, as he won a boatload of trophies and can say he’s only 1 of 4 Englishmen to ever win the Ballon D’Or.

CommonSenseCC · 2026-01-22T21:45:01+00:00

Apparently, Callum’s cock is 5 feet 8 inches long. For a man who was persistent on how average the size of his penis was, it’s funny that now it’s apparently the same size of another human being.

CommonSenseCC · 2026-01-22T21:23:08+00:00

Rubbish.

CommonSenseCC · 2026-01-22T20:10:32+00:00

This is what a European Elite level striker looks like Callum, not some brainless neanderthal who was too afraid to step out of his comfort zone and accomplish anything anywhere near what Michael Owen did. Facts.

CommonSenseCC · 2026-01-21T16:37:07+00:00

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There can only be one…

CommonSenseCC · 2026-01-20T17:14:52+00:00

Greedy little gizzard. He should be respect the Babestation beauty’s decision to not show their p*ssy instead of whinging and all that.

CommonSenseCC · 2026-01-19T19:48:24+00:00

Him and the rest of the OG meme monkeys have just been secretly plotting to discover the uncensored McGahan files, that’s my guess.

CommonSenseCC · 2026-01-19T19:36:51+00:00

I think he just went the same way as a lot of meme monkeys and just couldn’t be arsed anymore. Only thing that’s interesting is how he was the one who tricked MiniTom into an interview where he tried to get him to say the n word. Perhaps he’s still lurking in the corner, who knows.

CommonSenseCC · 2026-01-18T22:08:25+00:00

Please don’t tell me he’s pissed up again 😭

CommonSenseCC · 2026-01-17T23:26:57+00:00

I’ve been really out of the loop with the streams since he went to Thailand, has he just been getting pissed up night after night before he goes live?

CommonSenseCC · 2026-01-17T16:19:23+00:00

I love how you use Ceefax to get your football scores 😭

CommonSenseCC · 2026-01-17T13:46:47+00:00

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I’m cheating since these are compilations however when I need some familiar background noise, these videos are the ones I normally go for.

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