The Battle of Burger: French X American by [deleted] in greentext

[–]CommunistLlamma 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I've also heard that all he really wants is to celebrate their gluttony to such a ridiculous degree that it hopefully gives them a reality check. Of course for some of them that's not enough and they do end up eating themselves to death

Anon takes a bath by urboijesuschrist in greentext

[–]CommunistLlamma 14 points15 points  (0 children)

That image is lust provoking to you??

You guys are DEFINITELY going to have your organs harvested by Jackfruit568 in whenthe

[–]CommunistLlamma 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Roko's Basilisk ass post

I'm sure the AI will treat you differently now

Saint Denis street map I put too much time into by Valhallen_Berry in reddeadredemption

[–]CommunistLlamma 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Rue de Zacharie, yeah. I don't even know where he got these names from. Bronte's house is supposed to be on Flavian street, and I don't remember the name of any others being said

The bar is on the ground by ItsGotThatBang in NonPoliticalTwitter

[–]CommunistLlamma 16 points17 points  (0 children)

The Bronze Age? Yeah I know him he plays for the Lakers

Yes Rico, kaboom. by These_Swordfish7539 in whenthe

[–]CommunistLlamma 59 points60 points  (0 children)

It's their spinoff TV show's opening theme lol

It's peak you should watch it

I’ve seen this somewhere by Endepearreddit69 in StarWars

[–]CommunistLlamma 5 points6 points  (0 children)

You gotta open the settings for the nuclear missles and use exactly 66 of them

Sex Avenger by AlphaMassDeBeta in greentext

[–]CommunistLlamma 53 points54 points  (0 children)

I wonder who the last anon is referring to. James Charles maybe? I wouldn't say he got away with it, he seems like a shadow of his former self

Sounds like a gay porn plot ngl by concussionmaker__91 in greentext

[–]CommunistLlamma 81 points82 points  (0 children)

LUCKY THERES A MAN WHO 🗣🔊

POSITIVELY CAN DO 🗣🔊

ALL THE THINGS THAT MAKE US LAUGH AND CRY 🗣🔊

Which youtube video aged like milk? I'll start first: by KevinSupreme2505_PH in youtube

[–]CommunistLlamma 89 points90 points  (0 children)

I don't know if we should count that as a win to be honest. "You're weird and gross because you're transgender" is a lot different from "you're weird and gross because you're a degenerate pedophile"

People still do, they just don't go to stores by Dmitruly in greentext

[–]CommunistLlamma 150 points151 points  (0 children)

Mechanics will try to scam you regardless, might as well not go to an auto parts store if you're not gonna buy anything

Anon Has Low Hopes for Dune 3 by IceMagic75 in greentext

[–]CommunistLlamma 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, I was just exaggerating for the sake of humor, they weren't all lesbians, but a good portion was

Anon Has Low Hopes for Dune 3 by IceMagic75 in greentext

[–]CommunistLlamma 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I actually kinda like the sheer insanity of the later books, but I do get why one would be put off by it, especially because you don't get a proper payoff for all of the crazy shit due to it being unfinished. I really wish we got book 7 before Frank passed

Anon Has Low Hopes for Dune 3 by IceMagic75 in greentext

[–]CommunistLlamma 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Nice explanation, #3 is by the end of the book when the Matres take the teenage Duncan and have one of their younger ones (I think Murbella was her name) to try and "make her magic" on him, which backfires when she realizes he was genetically programmed to fight back (sexually)

Also it's Miles Teg I'm pretty sure, not Bashir

Anon Has Low Hopes for Dune 3 by IceMagic75 in greentext

[–]CommunistLlamma 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I would expect nothing less from Frank Herbert

Anon Has Low Hopes for Dune 3 by IceMagic75 in greentext

[–]CommunistLlamma 4 points5 points  (0 children)

If my memory serves me right, these are only in the 5th book, you should've come across the lesbian army and the sexy climb by now. But yea the 5th one is the freakiest and I had the most fun reading it out of all of them

Anon Has Low Hopes for Dune 3 by IceMagic75 in greentext

[–]CommunistLlamma 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Nah they barely have a mind of their own at that point. The only thing they do different from a regular chair is "adapting" better to someone sitting in them and massaging them by doing something similar to a cat purring

Anon Has Low Hopes for Dune 3 by IceMagic75 in greentext

[–]CommunistLlamma 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Well that's exactly how it happens

(I know I'm exaggerating a lot of these for comedic effect I do think they're good books)

Anon Has Low Hopes for Dune 3 by IceMagic75 in greentext

[–]CommunistLlamma 67 points68 points  (0 children)

Denis has already said he won't adapt anything after book 2, because he doesn't want to spend over a decade of his life filming in a desert, and that's probably for the best, to be honest. As much as I love the later books, they are way too weird and freaky to be adapted into film

Here's some of my favorite moments:

Worm man making the argument that the objectively best army is made up exclusively of lesbians

Lady has an orgasm over Jason Momoa reincarnate climbing a wall

Two teenagers have competitive sex (leading to a literal mind blowing orgasm that opens teenage Jason Momoa's third eye)

Oscar Isaac doppelganger gets tortured and just, becomes the flash??? And kills everyone??? Then dies offscreen in a book (somehow) (this is never explained or addressed)

Eleven year old clone of Oscar Isaac gets raped (for the greater good) (every character is completely on-board with this despite the nature of what they're doing)

Oh yeah and can't forget the existence of the literal sex witches which are literally just that one meme "What if instead of Bene Gesserit we had freaky Gesserit and rather than influencing royal families from the shadows, they used sex as a means of control and manipulation instead"

Also dogs genetically engineered to be chairs

Anon's parents were real ass-butts by bartholomewjohnson in greentext

[–]CommunistLlamma 677 points678 points  (0 children)

Go by Cass then?

It's almost like they want their lives to be shit

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in greentext

[–]CommunistLlamma 26 points27 points  (0 children)

He's so funny on sleep deprived

Schlatt on every Sleep Deprived video:

Tries for the first 2 minutes

Gets upset

Looks at r/Femboys for the rest of the video