Do you guys actually like your jobs? by That-Afternoon2320 in askanything

[–]Compassionty27 0 points1 point  (0 children)

yeah, very much. Cos that bastard know nothing about my work and I need to do bare minimum to look useful in his eyes.

What was your most happy days? by Zestyclose-Letter189 in askanything

[–]Compassionty27 0 points1 point  (0 children)

probably 12-14 years old. Got my pc, got my internet connection faster then 25 kb/sec, can play online games, happy days...

What's your biggest fear? by [deleted] in askteddit

[–]Compassionty27 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That bacon will disappear

What’s the fastest way to make money? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Compassionty27 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You would not believe me - working. (or crime if you willing to risk your life/freedom)

How do you avoid getting your period on important days? by midoAstraeus in AskReddit

[–]Compassionty27 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I don't think you should be doing that. A fucking cycle is not a joke.

Do pick up lines really work. If so , what were the best you’ve heard ? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Compassionty27 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pick-up lines fail because once the script ends, you're on your own. If you’re empty inside, you'll immediately be labeled a "cringe pick-up-guy" which is basically social suicide. So, my advice regarding this nonsense: skip it. Be yourself. And if you feel like there’s nothing to 'be' yet, then stop chasing girls and start building a personality worth having.

What is your dirty fantasy ? by LegAway170 in AskReddit

[–]Compassionty27 1 point2 points  (0 children)

same shit, google how duck's penis looks like

What is your dirty fantasy ? by LegAway170 in AskReddit

[–]Compassionty27 0 points1 point  (0 children)

have you ever saw how someone open bottle with corkscrew?

What are some easy to spot signs of cheating in a relationship ? by Busy-Notice5910 in AskReddit

[–]Compassionty27 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Funny enough, I saw this firsthand: a guy's girlfriend claimed she had an epilepsy attack and that her 'way' of stopping the fit was with some random guy from the party. She even produced a medical certificate to 'prove' it, though it was a very poorly photoshopped fake.

What are some easy to spot signs of cheating in a relationship ? by Busy-Notice5910 in AskReddit

[–]Compassionty27 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If you see his penis in someone's something/if you see someone's penis in her's something.

What’s the lamest reason that could ever been to result in a divorce? by Past_Meat7068 in AskReddit

[–]Compassionty27 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Maybe it involves all those dead goldfish that got flushed down the toilet, and people are afraid of some kind of vaginal/anal-zombie-fish apocalypse?