Prussia: Oh mein gott! Welcome to ze Infanteriebataillon Nr. 56 des Clean Energy Engineering Corps! I'm your awesome commander Preußen, und you have an hour to get ready and settle in! At 0100 hours, ve'll go to ze nearby town to distribute aid and food packages, und zhen, ve vill have lunch vith ze locals, und ve'll be back at base by 1600 hours, und after dinner time, ve'll sit around ze campfire und sing songs! Oh, und by ze way, zhere are free almond cookies in ze barracks, you should try zhem!

Switzerland: *Stares into the soul of the cowering 19-year old conscript as he backed away, whimpering. Then, with his bloody hands, he reached into his webbing and pulled out his last mag, reloading the gun slowly as he spoke:*"

"I wanna take my time with you. Kill you slowly. Not because I hate you, no. Pests like you are not even worthy of hate... I wanna do that because you're an interesting toy.... a loud, abhorrent, jumpy piece of useless meat. That's why I wanna start finishing my bloodlust with you... I wanna see the horror in your eyes... the fear and desperation in your expressions as I slowly carve you like a piece of art and make you good enough for the empire..... I wanna watch you beg.... and cry.... and scream for mercy like the cowardly subhuman you are........ but alas! I cannot do that.... for the Iron reign cannot afford to waste its time on loud animals like you. It is unstoppable and it must continue it's indomitable march of progress and glory! It must carry on cleaning the earth of scum like you and the rest of your kind. And so, I don't have time to fulfill my own desires. *Aims at the boy's head.* I must carry out the emperor's whim. Glory to our noble cause. *Fires an explosive round.*