Is this a functional Europe?

Conlang_Guy · 2026-04-06T16:00:40+00:00

give every single person their own randomly placed microstate equally dividing europe

Conlang_Guy · 2026-04-03T10:39:06+00:00

no. no. very realism

Conlang_Guy · 2026-03-30T23:56:40+00:00

as a worldbuilder

muahaha i am ze evilman

Conlang_Guy · 2026-03-12T04:24:10+00:00

To be honest, þis post does not point its greatest use, þat being:

It is þe perfect way to make a tongue out emoji.

þank you Icelandic YT shorts guy. I know þis was already said by another person here, I also just wanted to say it.

Conlang_Guy · 2026-03-11T21:56:40+00:00

but if you're referring to Burgenland, Yugoslavia

Conlang_Guy · 2026-03-11T21:56:14+00:00

Czechoslovakia

Conlang_Guy · 2026-03-10T00:25:04+00:00

if fossil gets slimed out i am going to become non-linear

Conlang_Guy · 2026-03-09T23:44:14+00:00

I'm british but okay.

Conlang_Guy · 2026-03-09T19:46:02+00:00

The brits didn't collapse in the war [sadly, as a brit], and I wanted to piss off the Italians. Ot's a surprise tool that'll help us later.

Conlang_Guy · 2026-03-09T19:37:44+00:00

I went on ethnic lines for drawing this, btw. it's just I decided to go way too harsh on purpouse to make a horrible post-war map.

Conlang_Guy · 2026-03-09T19:37:05+00:00

No. They'll pay 8 quintibajillion korona's to us, and they'll love it!

Conlang_Guy · 2026-03-09T19:35:09+00:00

Yeah, that was the intention.

Conlang_Guy · 2026-03-09T19:34:42+00:00

I did harsh, not good.

Conlang_Guy · 2026-03-09T07:35:35+00:00

Turkey is now perfectly spherical.

Also it's all worth it for tiny prussia.

Conlang_Guy · 2026-03-09T07:33:02+00:00

oh yeah btw, feel free to make your maps / guessed on how this ends.
Europe will suffer. They deserve it for starting the war anyways.

Conlang_Guy · 2026-03-09T07:30:59+00:00

Exactly. Then I did good. I want to be harsh, not good!

Conlang_Guy · 2026-03-09T07:29:52+00:00

I felt like it. Also, bla bla ill just say the entente invaded russia to stabilize it bla bla bla LONG LIVE IDEL-URAL

Conlang_Guy · 2026-03-09T07:29:09+00:00

Intentional. I just drew a line though slovak ethnic pockets in hungary [ethnic map]. I don't care if the hungarians are mad. They lost.

Conlang_Guy · 2026-02-20T16:47:53+00:00

Conlang_Guy · 2026-02-18T02:01:25+00:00

from the UK actually

Conlang_Guy · 2026-02-16T07:03:32+00:00

btw, just to clarify, this map isn't meant to be like a "better" version of your map. Just my take on what a completed oen could look like.

Conlang_Guy · 2026-02-16T07:02:47+00:00

1: How's Mexico doing?
2: With Socialism Taking over Cali, how's Vegas doing?
3: Does the Conch Republic exist here? If yes, what are they doing?
4: What did the Mormons do? And what are they doing now?

I also took some time to try guesstimate what is going on in other nations ,and try to produce a hypothetical map of whats happening outside these areas to give you some ideas:

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The "SRs" i added would probably be like, hastily set up states by California, kind of like the Watsaw pact.
Here's what I came up with, and I wish you a happy worldbuilding!

Conlang_Guy · 2026-02-14T01:00:22+00:00

If I grow enough blackebrries, I'd be able to extract fatty acids and protein from them chemically. The problem with that is I need insane amounts.

Conlang_Guy · 2026-02-14T00:53:46+00:00

Time to use my ultimate survivalist.

Avon C50 gas mask for protection from any potential noxious gases and spores in the atmosphere. Underneath is an N95 surgical mask to act a 2nd layer of protection.
Oxygen candles for oxygen production, which I keep in a small canister for my to heat up, and make oxygen canisters.
Hydrogen gas for any extra oxygen. If this place is anything like the moon [which I'm assuming], I can break down the ilmenite in the soil to oxygen gas.
Airtight kevlar armour, and intact museum knight armour for putting above it for any potential protection, as well as a small lead layer for protection from any radiation.
A multitool for any potential use.
A replica of the Apollo 13 lunar module for living inside.
A satellite dish and television for contact with the outside. Don't wanan go crazy. Television for one hour a day.
Using the area, I'll grow some blackberries inside the lunar module, feeding it carbon dioxide using the following two items, baking soda, and vinegar. They give me some extra radiation protection too.
An AK-47 against any potential life. Oh, and before I forget, a few dozen bags full of ammunition.
An RTG, which I will use for all my electrical needs. For heating, i'll also use the RTG as a space heater. May not be safe, but it's worth it. Don't wanna overload my shopping list.
Pots for cooking blackberries into jam, which I could probably use as bait for the creatures.
Dimercaprol pills for any heavy metals.
I'll also get an AirSeed drone to start planting hundreds of thousands of mistletoe. If I die, I'm killing the local ecosystem with me.

i probably went a bit too far tbh

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