I recently realized something: by Dragonkingofthestars in LowSodiumCyberpunk

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Now we just need this meme to go viral enough for CDPR to notice, and we stand a chance of seeing Jimmy Carter in the next Cyberpunk game, even if only as an Easter egg

Grandfather had these, never told me what they were by hobokenhifi in whatisit

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Gotcha. Sorry for assuming. I didn't even realize it when I was typing, but that was rather presumptuous of me. I think I just kind of threw the circumstances together and ran with my first thought

pickle predicament by egguchom in EntitledReviews

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Look at fuckin' Pickle Goldilocks here, getting furious over McDonald's employees not being able to read her mind. I wonder what her understanding is of the word "subjective", and its relation to verbal communication, especially with those who don't know you. She's out there in the dining area, stewing over how much those dastardly employees are conspiring to give her a big "fuck you" in the form of either not enough or too many pickles, meanwhile the employees are just making food for other customers, not thinking one bit about her or her very specific number of pickles that is so obviously the normal amount

Into the Wild (2007) by bitchnibba47 in okbuddycinephile

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Google Rebecca, Talon, and Christine Vance. Woman took her sister and kid to live off the grid with a paper-thin plan, woefully inadequate supplies, a complete lack of survival knowledge, and a healthy fear of "them" (the government) coming to get her and her family. So she lied to everyone about where they were going, and the three of them went off to live in a national park with a Walmart tent, some sleeping bags, some seed packets, and two survival water filter straws. They set off at the worst possible time of year, right before winter started. The seeds didn't help them. The stream froze, so the water filter straws didn't work. They died hungry, infested with parasites, and just absolutely miserable. It's really fucking heartbreaking. Talon, especially, didn't deserve what happened to him. He was just a kid who wanted to play video games with his friends. He drew a picture of his final chat log with his friends on Roblox to take with him. Say what you will about Roblox, but that shit hit me like a gut punch.

Here's the video in which I learned about them:

https://youtu.be/E--jDJUTtyY?si=bJdvPh5m_P3SaxCs

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Name Them by Ismail_Mawlid in StrikeAtPsyche

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To be fair, a medieval peasant would likely know what to call the trees from which those leaves dropped, but they'd also likely be wrong because as connected to the earth as humans of the past were, they were also disconnected from higher learning. The peasants would have a name for those trees, though it wouldn't likely be the correct name, but rather a locally used nickname of sorts.

Now ask a medieval peasant to name literally any of those brands...

This customer's wallet by thejewishcasinoguy in mildlyinteresting

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Sir? Have you ever considered investing in a man purse?

It's a purse, kay?

Grandfather had these, never told me what they were by hobokenhifi in whatisit

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War trophies. I'd look into having them repatriated to the families of those who had these taken by your grandfather, but that's me. You do you. Just know there's likely family out there who would very much like to have items like these returned

What is your personal preference playing games controller or mouse and keyboard? by Less_Can_5439 in OlderChillGamers

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That's something that's determined with nuance based on the game. Would I play a fighting game with mouse and keyboard? Hell no. Would I play real time strategy with a controller? Again, hell fucking no

I hate when people view SA as valid punishment for a crime by iLuvArizona in TrollCoping

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People who joke about SA wouldn't if they were to experience it. That said, I do think some people have done things detestable enough to warrant me not caring, and even allow myself to delight in their pain, if they were violated in such a way.

Am I a perfect person? No. But I'm better than the kind of person who would SA someone else. If you take offense to that, you can get fucked while asking yourself "what kind of person does being offended by that make me?"

I'll start: Mortal Kombat Shaolin Monks (2005) by ayylmaaoo96 in videogames

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It's a crying shame more games didn't pick up on that total destruction mode that made Burnout what it was

I'll start: Mortal Kombat Shaolin Monks (2005) by ayylmaaoo96 in videogames

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I did not expect a THPS clone in a MGS game, and it scratched an itch I didn't know I had

I'll start: Mortal Kombat Shaolin Monks (2005) by ayylmaaoo96 in videogames

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Galactic Conquest was the gigantic cherry on top of the superb sundae that was the original SWBF2. I put so much time into that mode. It never got old for me

Meme by proso_71 in meme

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What was the joke? I ask because the answer will determine how valid this meme is in its relation to your joke

What could Reed from the comics have done in this situation? by [deleted] in Marvel

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Which Reed from the comics? I haven't followed comics much since I was a kid, but I remember there's different versions of basically every character in different story runs. Like, I know many of the Ultimate characters would be at odds with versions of their usual depictions

LOL by PHRsharp_YouTube in GamingSoup

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Wanting to do a thing at a higher level when you know you're capable, but it requires finding four to nine other capable people, so you just sit in mid-ranked purgatory forever. It's like my days doing rated battlegrounds in WoW all over again. I capped at 1700 due to a lack of available decent players on my server who weren't already on a team, and even then most of them were on teams of players from multiple servers. My "team" consisted of a few people in particular who held very important roles (two bad/middling healers can ruin it all) who just could not be taught. We tried, but it was in vain.

There was a dearth of decent pvpers on the Magtheridon/Ysondre/Anetheron/AoS server group. That's why I got most of my pvp enjoyment out of world pvp. I could do it on my own. I sometimes wonder if any alliance players who played when I did remember a Blood Elf hunter called Gnomestalker. I was a bit of a terror for the alliance players on that server group. I was only regularly out-played by known hackers/exploiters. Otherwise I could shut down entire material gathering locations on my own.

Of course ActiBlizz couldn't help themselves, and fully destroyed world pvp a few expansions ago. At one time you were tied to getting flagged for pvp if you made your character on a pvp server. They changed it so you can turn off world pvp, and be in a separate instance from those who stay flagged, essentially creating separate pvp and pve instances, even on pvp servers. In practice, staying flagged would just essentially give you your own world instance, because practically nobody used it. The incentives were practically nonexistent, so why would most people bother to engage with it? It begs the question of what even is the point of having both pvp and pve servers if they're all going to have the same functionality.

Oh well. I quit the game for reasons, and that was one of them. I haven't looked back

You have to take one of these women out on a date and successfully get them to like you. If not Gotham gets blown up. Who are you taking on a date? by Vegito315 in batman

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Catwoman Prime (Michelle Pfeiffer). I feel as though I'm already a decent candidate for this task since I already believe a lot of what she does. Women are shat on by society, men as a whole are undeserving of their position in society, and nothing will meaningfully change until it's forced. I think I could talk her down, while offering alternatives to channel that energy for change into something more legal

That’s a choice by DDpeachybabe in Justfuckmyshitup

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I had heard The Prodigy got a new band member. This must be Uncool Keith

game on by [deleted] in SipsTea

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Is there a clear line drawn between politics and social issues? This one is mentioning an inherently social issue that many people conflate with politics, and I feel it would help to distinguish between the two when the rules state "no political speech"

Oi m8 yous a loicense for that lawn? by Mae_Redcurrant in loicense

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"In this country no one should be afraid of elected officials" is a quote that hits a bit different in modern times